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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -

Are AOL out of their friggin' MINDS??

Has anyone here EVER phoned AOL tech support and spoken to someone with a brain? Who the fark would actually PAY for the privilege of being talked down to by an ignorant neanderthal?

We can do that for free - just phone Dell support....


[By: Gromit / 2008-07-03]
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  • What's truly sad is I STILL get customers who truly and honestly believe that the ONLY way to get on the internet is via AOL... Of course these are the same people who cannot understand why a computer with a Dual Core processor and 2-3 GB of RAM comes crashing to a halt whenever the AOL interface starts up (which is usually 30-50 seconds after you log into Windows)... -unrenowned
  • I know right, they're all like: But I like AOL, I'm used to is. But you never hear someone say: I like my kidney stone, it's comfortable and farmiliar. -CallmeBob
  • All this means is that anyone here with AOL as their home ISP will now try to get US to support their home PC issues... -CommanderData
  • Water on Mars - From NASA: An actual photo of water on Mars. [By: chazz / 2008-07-01]
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  • That's awesome. Especially when you notice the date the photo was posted. -Bynar
  • Wow. This picture is breathtaking. -Seamus
  • It's amazing how far our technology has advanced. -CallmeBob
  • That's just AWESOME! and now I'm hungry... -TechnoTherapist
  • Pirate Hip-Hop - In honor of Coyote's birthday, (and since he so loves all things Pirate) I'm posting this link to say Happy 34th bud! [By: BarmanVarn / 2008-06-30]
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  • Happy Birthday to Jennife.. Coyote! -veaudaux
  • Happy birthday! -TechnoTherapist
  • The Ultimate in Cube Warfare - Nerf fully automatic, belt fed machine gun. This is not a joke, it was presented by Hasbro at the 2008 Toy Fair [By: Caffiend / 2008-06-26]
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  • I've only been seeing this gun for the past year, already :) And that is NOT a Vulcan - it's only got one barrel. </nitpick> -Seamus
  • I know what I'm getting for my birthday (October) this year...now the kids will truly fear me. -Starfury
  • Only $40? I'm in. -BarmanVarn
  • Does it come with a USB cable, targeting software and motorized tripod? -formatCdrive
  • It shows up in that office warfare video, which leads to suspicion that was a piece of advertising. Doesn't reduce the awesome of it, however. -illiterate
  • "Dude, I think I just filled the cup." -unrenowned
  • Illiterare - you mean this? http://gizmodo.com/5018272/the-great-nerf-office-war -lineswine
  • nerf guns were banned in my office, people were getting shot while on calls -areatech
  • that sucks, areatech. We've all learned to continue talking when nerf balls are bouncing off our skulls. -illiterate
  • Totally inaccurate video. I mean come on, they had the S.A.L.E.S drone chicks being hotter than the I.T. wenches! Never in a million years. -RA
  • Ooops! -

    It could only happen in Ireland... :-)

    [By: Gromit / 2008-06-25]
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  • A similar thing happened across the road from where I used to work. GM full size pickup vs a Toyota Camry. The truck won. :) -GeekGirl
  • Probably a woman driver ;) *runs like hell for lart shelter* -starfishmagnet
  • So I take it that "not in the mood to give interviews" is Irish for "How the F**K do you think I feel? My car's just been destroyed!!" -virtualchoirboy
  • My bloody-minded Yank upbringing... I heard the words "45,000 pound Porsche" and my first thought was: Er, That's a damned HEAVY sports car! - Then I realized he was talking about the cost. :D -Seamus
  • Why would you ask for an inteview /before/ the exorcism? -CallmeBob
  • The Great Office War - Personally, I think this would accomplish more than the back-talking and inter-departmental grandstanding that describes "warfare" within my office. [By: Resolute / 2008-06-24]
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  • There was... Styrofoam! Bodies everywhere..! It was- Oh, god! And then, the grenades came... -Seamus
  • i tried implementing that at my work, my boss said i couldn't bring my nerf gun to the office anymore :( -razmann
  • Got Spron? - Now you can't tell me that this is downright hilarious. I found the "Humpasaurus" especially funny. [By: BarmanVarn / 2008-06-20]
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  • This is as close to genitals as some players are ever going to get so hey, knock yourselves out. :) -Mushroom
  • Wow, ... Just wow. -CallmeBob
  • you cannot tell me they didn't see this coming. if you give a human being a tool to create (almost) limitless, lifelike creations, they will immediately head for the most taboo subject, why is a penis objectionable? 50% of the population have one! if the world wasn't so afraid of sex, this wouldn't be a big deal -Tarantulus
  • "But think of the children!" </Bible Belt types> Yeah love, I did...& 1/2 of them have dicks, too! -lineswine
  • BTW - there IS a complaint about there being a Malware inclusion in the editor program too..... -ShujinTribble
  • I searched for "Spore" on Google Video and saw the funniest thing I have ever seen, which was an example of this very thing. Bonus due to the Sporn creature looking like Homer Simpson. -OgdenTechGuy
  • BWAHAAHAAHAAA...which rule covered this again, I forgot... -PTSTech
  • I have been subjecting people to the penis dance remix and they jsut love to be horrified by it. Or possuibly by the music. -Ara
  • PTSTech: Rule 34? -Helix666
  • o so true - strong language. [By: AdmiralLaurie / 2008-06-18]
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  • Oh so not a link :) -ShadowGarou
  • Oh dear... <sigh> -Gromit
  • ahem, cool link, take 2... - let's try this again, shall we? [By: AdmiralLaurie / 2008-06-18]
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  • While they had "be at the computer" they should have added "...and not engaged in an intimate act or using the bathroom." -Mushroom
  • Firefox 3 is OUT! - Join the cool kids, get yr FF3. Download day record being attempted, join the fun!! [By: timelady / 2008-06-17]
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  • I like it. Some addons don't work but I was able to find a beta version of the most important one (Tab Mix Plus) and 2 of the others are AVG. The other one is just a skin so it doesn't matter. -OgdenTechGuy
  • updated but I had to giggle that the screen shots for installing it were based on IE. -frprinterwiz
  • I had to get the dev build for Tab Mix Plus myself. The only other addon I have that's not supported is good old Adblock. Hope they fix that one soon. -NightSteel
  • Got it! Adblock Plus seems to work fine, I don't know if there's a difference. It disables the AVG SafeSearch plugin, but then that might be a good thing. -Rissa
  • obmoz.com - Zombo has lied to you, everyone is welcome at obmoz.com [By: drachen / 2008-06-13]
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  • hehehe lolz all hail the obmoztoad! (G) -MadJack
  • "I have been there when he was asleep..." Obmoz needs therapy. :) -Mushroom
  • did that remind anyone of a male version of GlaDos? -Tarantulus
  • Office Space Revisted - One too many BSOD's :)

    A bit hard to swallow though as the monitors don't seem to be attached to cables, but hey. [By: Armakuni / 2008-06-06]
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    Trent does it again! - Not content to just release the latest Nine Inch Nails album for free, he's also releasing a "sampler" of the opening acts for the upcoming tour - DRM FREE!!! You do have to provide an email, but for the other two downloads I've picked up so far (Ghosts I and The Slip), there have been no spam or "buy this please" emails. [By: virtualchoirboy / 2008-06-06]
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  • *&grin* Yet another reason why I would love to have this man's babies! :P -Ara
  • I thought it was because he said "I want to f*ck you like an animal"? LOL! Always good when an artist 'gets it', though artists are usually beholden to the labels and have little say in how their music will be distributed. I recall Tom Petty getting into trouble with his label for him trying to give away his product. -Mushroom
  • Hell, I remember Tom Petty getting into trouble for the 'Roll another joint' lyric... -Razordance
  • Fortunately, Trent ditched the label last year and is free to do whatever the heck he wants now. The result is him (and the band) discovering that "free" as part of a business model actually works. They've made more money off of Ghosts than they ever did on a regular album. -virtualchoirboy
  • Time to fess up. Who is it? - Slip sliden' away... [By: Stryker One / 2008-05-29]
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  • I kan haz 3-ft. faceplant? -Seamus
  • I wonder if that WAS a mission critical server. -Stryker One
  • Well, no need to fix that unit. I'm guessing he's gonna have a bitch of a time getting Dell to RMA that too -deskmonkey
  • I think the people in this group are a lot smarter than this dumb@ss to do anything like that. And even if you did do it, do you really think they'd fess up? -Gunpe
  • Looks like the position of PFY just got an opening... -unrenowned
  • ....NOT IT! -ShujinTribble
  • Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoitcantproveanything! Not THIS time!! (VEG) -MadJack
  • Having worked in many & varied small businesses, you be am amazed how many of them DON'T have any form of kik-step/ladder/whatever available. Granted though, using anything with wheels to kneel or stand on is a one-way trip to failsville. -lineswine
  • I wonder how much he lost from his paycheck to pay for the server -srteach
  • Gravity sucks. -MisterCommon
  • ok, yes, I did stand on my office chair once on a linolium floor to reach the top shelf in my closet, but I never shifted my weight and stayed close to something I could grab onto that was fairly steady. -AdmiralLaurie
  • First reaction? " @#%$!!! I hope that's not a production server! " ... I guess this is why I'm a techie and not a doctor :P -EtherRabbit
  • Did this changing a light bulb more than a decade ago in my first apartment. Picked shattered glass out of my hand and arm for hours. The next day I was the proud owner of a shiny new step-ladder that still serves its master! -TechnoTherapist
  • Was nt me all my servers are fittied with hammer cus the rails wont go in, our shitty comms rack. :-P -r3tude
  • Personally, I think it was staged. After all, compare the heights involved. The seat of that chair is about the same height as his knees - he gains effectively NO advantage from kneeling on the chair, except the rolling aspect needed for the gag. Still humorous in the entire slapstick context.... -Grue
  • You've got a point, Grue, but you also need to think about how often someone will not perform the logical action to figure out whether they'll even _be_ taller, after all, you're "standing on a chair", you must be able to reach higher! -Voz
  • I think he was just lazy, wanted to be off his feet, and so he kneeled on the chair. I know I can relate, I'm always lazy, I hate being on my feet; but he's still a dumbass for letting the chair get away from him. -OgdenTechGuy
  • it wasn't me, but i'll admit, i would have started to do it. but by the time i got up on the chair my bad idea alarm would have went off and i'd have gotten something better to use -razmann
  • 8:20 am? i don't think so. Clearly Staged. -Ratfor
  • On a Sunday, no less. -Ratfor
  • So this is what they mean by bouncing a server. -SwizzleStix
  • Kama Sutra for IT types - Surprisingly, SFW!!! (And funny) [By: timelady / 2008-05-19]
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  • I think position #11 (2nd to last) is the only one I haven't tried -neuman1812
  • i could add to those :-P -r3tude
  • 12 is very familiar, specially with the older custom cases that dell and compaq used to use. -drachen
  • I HATE #5 - when the screw finally comes out and all I'm holding is the cover, the rest of the case, power supply, and motherboard slams into my face! -Divinar
  • Turns out it was metric.. -illiterate
  • I have used #9, Downward Facing Geek, on numerous occasions. -Mushroom
  • "Dude, I think I just filled the cup..." -unrenowned
  • The Praying Geek Barks at the Dawn (because she's been up all night trying to fix the bloody thing) -CommanderData
  • I've never been in those positions...but it really turns me on when I see helldesk using his tools... -persephone
  • I think they missed one...trying to pry the front panel/bezel off, eventually the case goes scooting across the floor and the bezel smacks you in the nose (I'm looking at you Compaq). -Dreamstalker
  • Dude's got a nice butt. -teivrann
  • Weapons of mass...ive weirdness. - Although the good ol' nuke is still teh ahwsome!, others are cool (like the Bat Bombs, something Batman would make); intriguing (dolphins with guns? How about sharks with lasers?); really menacing (stink bombs); or just 'fabulous' (the gay bomb). My personal favorite are the Frisbees of death; particularly if wielded by bikini uniformed female soldiers. [By: TheGhost / 2008-05-17]
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  • Then again, #17 is a conceptual version of the Flaming Anvil Of Death! The downside is that it's powerful enough that it wouldn't be too selective. -Voz
  • No. 19.OK, so we just don't paint the aircraft & instead polish them highly to a mirror finish. You fire the laser at it...& it bounces right off! -lineswine
  • For stink bombs, there are some here at TSC that would be classified as WMDs! -Wraith556
  • I bet #20 would be completely ineffective against Keith Richards... -unrenowned
  • what about the sharks with frikin laser beams attached to their heads? -razmann
  • how about the mass drivers the centauri used on Narn? -SGTARKyTEK
  • Concrete Donkey!! The ultimate weapon of worm destruction. -edventure
  • Flight of Fusion Man - This guy jump out of a airplane with a jet powered wings on his back and lands safely! Amazing! [By: Gunpe / 2008-05-16]
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  • the guy steered using the weight of his own body, where the hell did he practice that? or does it come naturally? also, when the guy can take off from the ground I will officially call him a genius. -drachen
  • Bump'd! - Nom nom nom nom nom.... [By: unrenowned / 2008-05-14]
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  • Lolbama? -Ratfor
  • Celery Radish Clinton? -lineswine
  • ARMAGEDDON!! -vacuumtubes
  • These are my customers..... - Five will get you ten he has a velvet Elvis painting somewhere. [By: vacuumtubes / 2008-05-05]
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  • Want to trade customers? -unrenowned
  • "What's your favorite beer, kid>" "Heineken" "Heineken?!?!F#%@ that S#&^, PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!!" -Slartarama
  • Nine Inch Nails - New album - FREE - NiN's new album, "The Slip", is currently available for free in MP3, FLAC, Apple Lossless, and higher-than-CD-quality WAV formats. All they ask is an email address to send the download links to, but they promise not to spam (use a spambob.com address anyway). This album has not even been released to stores yet, but vinyl and CD releases are coming. This is off of the official Nine Inch Nails web site, and is completely legal! [By: linuxmatt / 2008-05-05]
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  • trent reznor is my hero. this album is their best since The Fragile, imo. -r3dn3x0r
  • Love them for putting the "Pay them what you think it's worth." concept into the spotlight. Sure there's jerks out there who think free music, but they proved there's plenty of awesome people willing to pay artists for great music. -LazyLemming
  • Yet another reason to <3 -Ara
  • NIN's been my favorite band since 92 when I skipped Spanish class to go get Broken the day it was released. And at the rate of an Album a year lately, the ear candy just keeps coming. Thanks Mr. Reznor! -RA
  • radio head did the same thing, pay what you think it's worth. they made more money then if it was in a store. -postal tech
  • NIN nails did this with their Ghosts (instrumental album) to a degree. Release Vol 1 for free, you could get 2-4 for $5, physical CD for $10 on up to the super deluxe special rare limited edition with autographs for $300. They sold out of all 2500 deluxe editions in a few days earning them more on those alone than they make on a first pressing of a CD when under a label. Forget cheese... Behold the power of FREE! -virtualchoirboy
  • I signed up to do remixes. Back when I started recording music, I wanted to be Charlie Clouser when I grew up. Now's my chance. I'm starting with Demon Seed - I'll post my mix in the breakroom when I finish it :D -veaudaux
  • Vedeaux: I loved clousers work on the RE:extinction soundtrack. -Tarantulus
  • Coming to Minneapolis August 2. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. I'll have to wake up early and log onto Ticketmaster. -thx1138
  • It's *NOT* "Free" - It's "Pay what you think it's worth". Now, for me, I'd like put in a negative number, but the band can't afford to pay me what I think the music is worth ;-) -Divinar
  • Radiohead may have made more money than releasing the CD - but the "Big Music God" didn't! -Divinar
  • Actually "The Slip" is 100% free. To quote the site "as a thank you to our fans for your continued support, we are giving away the new nine inch nails album one hundred percent free, exclusively via nin.com." There's not even a link TO pay for it. -LazyLemming
  • Still waiting for my confirmation via email -Jax
  • already snagged it, the album are is awesome for the ipod, each song has it's own picture. also found that same day: www.jamendo.com My new source of music. -drachen
  • cool downloads and adds to my CD changer -r3tude
  • ok, panic over :p finally managed to DL the album, cheers SFM for the help! -Jax
  • Finished my remix! http://remix.nin.com/play/mix?id=8880 Rank it high! -veaudaux
  • Mario theme on coke bottle & r/c car. - Theme from Mario Brothers played on coke bottles with an R/C Car. [By: GoblinKing / 2008-05-02]
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  • Too much free f*cking time. But cool. Oh hey, can you say Dick Roll'd? http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0144.gif -unrenowned
  • Indian "Thriller" - It's a video with English subtitles. Read them. :) SFW, unless you'll get yelled at for laughing. [By: Tekkie / 2008-04-28]
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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw - the Benny Lava song. I don't think anyone else has quite the gift of the original Buffalax... -chazz
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?! -unrenowned
  • I submit for you an accompanying link to much goodness: http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/08apr/xuf011428.gif -unrenowned
  • BUAHAHA...HAHA..HAAHHAHA... Please make them sotp! Im dying heeer!!.... HAHHAHHHAAA -TheGhost
  • And I thought the misheard Numa Numa was crazy enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEE_nYehZ8 -TheGhost
  • Ghost: Aren't you already dead? -Grembo
  • I think I peed myself a little from laughing so hard here at work. Thanks guys, absolutely great... no my no my A... -RA
  • I think I also peed... I KNOW I sharted... my tasty brain meats! Anyone got any brain bleach? -TechnoTherapist
  • I just want to know who the hot chick was. -kman52000
  • you want more videos like that? here ya go http://www.youtube.com/user/buffalax -razmann
  • Hey Kman! You wanna see the hot chick eat nipples? <BEG> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA&feature=related (SFW... sort of...) -TheGhost
  • OK, TheGhost. That one wins. :) -Tekkie
  • I think I prefer May He Poop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ&feature=related ... -chazz
  • Yep. The "May he poop" song could be inspired by Burrkiss. The ... 'unorthodox' use of mustard is a clue. -TheGhost
  • Nothing like eating out, is there? -vacuumtubes
  • if that doesn't motivate the aliens to vaporize this planet, they ain't out there! -stiffarm
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqO7zEWu0W0 -unrenowned
  • 404 Error - I found this today when I mis-typed an URL. :) [By: Tekkie / 2008-04-24]
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  • 1K+1 awesome uses for that page. -CptDzastr
  • O.o and you know some sf would take that serious..... dies laughing. -AdmiralLaurie
  • Just as good as this one here: http://www.clint.ca/oops/ -Cyan
  • I love it! the second one is funny, but the first one is believable... a proxy that randomly redirects persons to this page? hmm... -cyberblade3001
  • That's hilarious. Although, I do gripe, I never use the eject button on my CD-ROM either, I just nudge the tray a bit.... -LazyLemming
  • For more fun 404 pages: http://www.plinko.net/404/area404.asp and http://www.sendcoffee.com/minorsage/404error.html -harrellj
  • I like this one too: http://unknowngenius.com/guests/rafoni -ManyHats
  • lolz @ allofit!!! (espcially the first one) -MadJack
  • http://homestarrunner.com/r Ow! My Browser! -Darth
  • Is it bad That I just started setting that as some of the lusers homepages now? Take that! -BruddaTwitch
  • What if we decided to go on strike - Wouldn't it be great [By: formatCdrive / 2008-04-18]
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  • ' it was a spooky ghost!' -drachen
  • Boom de yadda - Being techs, we're constantly surrounded by negativity. It's nice to step back once in a while, take a deep breath and just look at the beauty of the world around us. [By: wolfprince / 2008-04-18]
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  • Thanks for posting that, wp! It sure put a grin on this old tech's face this morning. :) -Tekkie
  • That. Was. Awesome! -Seamus
  • This is a good Buddhist song....I wish I had an mp3 so I could listen to it. -TechieSidhe
  • AWWWW! I loved that! Not the giant spider, but when Jamie set Adam's arm on fire, that was great ^_^ Thank you Wolfie! I went to discovery.com to remember their names, and found a blooper reel on the first page :D -evolvedstarfish
  • Just what I needed. I'll be humming this for days now. Thanks Wolfy! - And TechieSidhe, try http://www.keepvid.com/ and then http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/guides/dvd/convert-YouTube-FLV-video-to-iPod-MP4-video.htm. -Rissa
  • Rissas' 2nd link no workee,, so I fixed it. http://www.dvdvideosoft.com/guides/dvd/convert-YouTube-FLV-video-to-iPod-MP4-video.htm -lineswine
  • Awesome with awesome sauce. -halfstarfish
  • You rock, rissa. Thanks! Now I can put it on my Crackberry and play it at work! -TechieSidhe
  • I just saw this today watching last week's worth of DVR'd mythbusters... even with all the idiots, this world is still a wonderful place. -cyberblade3001
  • We used to sing this at church camp (well, with different verses - like 'I love the fireside when all the lights are low'). I know, you're all shocked I went to church camp. -veaudaux
  • Thanks I needed that today! -FormerSithLord
  • Hey, even *I* went to church camp. I went home again, too. A few weeks before everyone else. In disgrace. And forbidden - ahem - "strongly discouraged" to return. Ever. *whistles* -Divinar
  • OK Divinar. Now THERE'S a story. Spill it. -Stryker One
  • hehe. I was never kicked out of church camp (never got caught)... I was banned from church youth activities a couple places though... -cyberblade3001
  • Cyberblade...so were MANY roman catholic priests! *BFEG* Wolfprince...excellent link. -lineswine
  • hey! I never got to go to church camp...Burn down one church and your branded for life. It's not my fault they used oilbased paints. -drachen
  • I Love Being Able To Do This! - Yes, being sold by yours truly, at the request of some of my users in the Accounting Department who want to blow the damn thing up. [By: RiffRaff / 2008-04-09]
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  • Now on eBay....Satan's Breadbox. -vacuumtubes
  • Man it's good to be a gangsta -McSmiley
  • hold on a second.. you didn't put in the requirement that said "disposal" must be filmed? -Bynar
  • PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? -JoeLugian
  • ...it means, it's CLOBBERIN' TIME!</B. Grimm> -ShujinTribble
  • fire in the hole! -AdmiralLaurie
  • As you can't ship it to the UK, will you accept bids on you "applying the Otis fix" on my behalf? (Yes you have a P&P cost set, so I take it you were planning on actually shipping the bloody thing). -lineswine
  • Any way to calculate how much Pyrodex you could pour into it? -TieDyedDinosaur
  • Only $5 for shipping ? -Spyder19
  • Spyder19 - It's not like they're going to pack it safely, now.... -Divinar
  • And, if they want to dare the USPS to do its worst, they can print, "Antique - Priceless delicate China teapot" on the outside before they mail it. -TieDyedDinosaur
  • Or Just include a 'personal massage' device in it with a long-term timer attached. The Home Security folks might save you the expense of explosives! -TieDyedDinosaur
  • If I win it, can I just ask for a you tube shot of it being blown up instead of the shipping costs? -Phylok
  • Acid. For some reason I keep on thinking acid. Better than holy water by half. -adarklite
  • "Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article: *a* dildo, never *your* dildo." -AmazingKreskin
  • Hope you don't mind if I forward that link round this place? I know quite a few people here at Dead Database Towers who will find it amusing :) -CommanderData
  • In Honor of April Fools - Here's a link to all of the funny things that the folks over at Think Geek have fooled us with over the years. [By: BarmanVarn / 2008-04-01]
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  • Did you take a look at the April Fools ads for this year as well? Some good stuff is "featured". (Check out the Pii accessories for a start). -Voz
  • My fave this year is the Betamax to HD-DVD converter. -BarmanVarn
  • I want the Labyrinth lock... That's just badass. -exzyle2k
  • get your giggle SoneyBMG commits piracy - Get your giggles. [By: virusjtg / 2008-04-01]
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  • Epic Fail. -AmazingKreskin
  • Irony.... we know your name! -ShujinTribble
  • Like most people of power, it's "do as I say, not as I do" -SillyGirl
  • geek jobs - they have a couple positions open and pay well. [By: HappyCrappy / 2008-03-28]
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    This is terrible! - I'm not sure how this happened, but a TSC member is involved. [By: lineswine / 2008-03-26]
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  • *groan* Yeah, that was pretty terrible. -Seamus
  • You were involved in this, weren't you lineswine? That's the only thing that makes sense to me. *runs for the LART shelter* -WolfPup
  • What a bastard. -Slartarama
  • er, wha? -AdmiralLaurie
  • AL - Look up the video title on Urbandictionary.com or the song title on wikipedia. -WolfPup
  • It can all be summed up in the sentence: "You just got Rickrolled, bitch!" -Seamus
  • now I get it, *headdesk* -AdmiralLaurie
  • EGad ! I've been RickRoll'D ! < Place Hog Call sound F/X here > LineSwine! You sick bastard! -Necros
  • Horrible... but have you seen this one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKY5vvDC7Bc -virtualchoirboy
  • *twitches* I've been Rick*twitch* Rick*twitch* Rich*twitch*... well you get it... -duckhead
  • HA! You thought it was me that was the TSC member? Nope, 'cos THIS is what happened a certain IRC Channel "[00:25] <Bob_work> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh [00:25] * Bob_work edges out of the room slowly [00:25] * Bob_work gets to the door, yells RICKROLLED and runs" Who was the perpetrator of such evilness? Stand up, BOBSENTME! -lineswine
  • Damn, RickRoll'd at 6am, before I've even had my coffee! Evil, evil, evil!!! -fdiskcuresall
  • Let that be a lesson to you for blindly clicking links! XD -Bobsentme
  • Morte. -vacuumtubes
  • lol....I should have read the comments first. -drachen
  • HA! You thought it was me that was the TSC member? Nope, 'cos THIS is what happened a certain IRC Channel "[00:25] <Bob_work> http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh [00:25] * Bob_work edges out of the room slowly [00:25] * Bob_work gets to the door, yells RICKROLLED and runs" Who was the perpetrator of such evilness? Stand up, BOBSENTME! -lineswine
  • What a Moron! - Starfish burglars a Tech savvy person's house, taunts him, and ultimately brings the stuff back. GREAT read! [By: Bobsentme / 2008-03-24]
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  • Maqybe it's just me, but I couldn't really follow what he did to make the person feel bad, unless it's been removed. -spectreoflife
  • HA nice one!! -starfishmagnet
  • oh so true! - What every starfish needs to learn [By: AdmiralLaurie / 2008-03-23]
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  • Yeah, that explosion that you just heard? It was my irony meter. You owe me a new one. -Bobsentme
  • Intl. Association of Time Travelers - Hilarious little read I Stumbled on. Apparently killing Hitler will be quite the rage 100 years from now. [By: RiffRaff / 2008-03-19]
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  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -Bobsentme
  • Great find, Riff! Hysterically funny and the sort of thing a Comedy site needs more of. :) -Tekkie
  • SPLITTERS!!!!!! -timelady
  • "Every king has an ancestor that was a slave and every slave has one that was a king." -TieDyedDinosaur
  • *rolls around laughing* -CommanderData
  • That was great... i just LOVE the BarracksRoomLawyer's comments -duckhead
  • What a wonderful idea... <EFG> -Spyder19
  • Effing priceless. There was, indeed, the out-loud kind of laughter. -GreyDuck
  • Loved it, the last bit was BEST. -evolvedstarfish
  • Hilarious!! -Chazdonna
  • roflchopter!! -MadJack
  • Well, it's a start... - Today, Brighton - tomorrow ze vorld! [By: Gromit / 2008-03-18]
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  • You're supposed to BURY the bodies you git! -Necros
  • its the great starfish migration... -gashach
  • and for $DEITY'S SAKE, whatever you do, DO NOT cut them up! -purplelinguist
  • This Link - will take you to a clip of Sarah Silverman showing a video she made for long time boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel on his show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGa29kPBbp4 Will take you to his response video he did a few weeks later. Both are extremely funny but might not be safe for work due to extensive use of the "F" word even though it is beeped out. [By: Gunpe / 2008-03-11]
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  • Wow, the fed ex guy was brad pitt -Ratfor
  • What made the response so funny was the amount of A-List celebrities that got to participate. Harrison Ford's cameo was hilarious! -DashRendar
  • Sarah Silverman is hot -Tarantulus
  • Another D&D Tribute (sort of) - Pretty hilarious animation about how kid's play D&D as a geteway to the occult. [By: BarmanVarn / 2008-03-07]
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    Near Darwin? How appropriate... - Short news article. [By: wolfprince / 2008-03-05]
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  • Wow. That page really doesn't like my Firefox. Not sure what happened, there. -Seamus
  • "I didn't realise that crocs were so aggressive." Ummmm... Though the location almost makes up for the stunned disbelief (Yeah, I know, I know, I should NOT be shocked, but it's a farking wild animal, and I'm as likely to bite if someone sticks their finger sin MY face.) -taieena
  • "One minute I was leaning over the boat teasing it for a picture, the next minute it burst out of the water with incredible speed." And your surprised? -BarmanVarn
  • And here is where we do the Chatanooga Shitstreak.... -vacuumtubes
  • Stupid Croc was in the wrong river that was the Alligator River not the Crocodile river. I guess even reptiles have their own SF. -ShadowGarou
  • well come on the guys name is 'staff reporter' it's either this or gay porn for the poor guy. -drachen
  • Just looking at the photo, My first thought was "Everybody *loves* a snapper!" <Cue Burrkiss> -Necros
  • We have enough Dr. Who fans in here... - ...that I do believe that today's Sluggy Freelance is a humorous thing to share with all! [By: Grue / 2008-03-03]
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  • )(*Palmface*) -ShujinTribble
  • Germinate... Is Horton going to mate with said flower? Sounds like a bukkake record breaker! -unrenowned
  • White Wee Wee? <GD Quote> -ChildofCthulhu
  • Next week: Cybercat in a hat. -Ratfor
  • Green powdered eggs and Spam? -unrenowned
  • Next week: The Grinch from Gallifrey. -Foyle
  • umm, er....gosh! -timelady
  • I want to see this!!! -

    (Posted on behalf of ITNazichick)... Now THIS is a movie I'd go & see...think "Office Space" for Star Wars Fanbois. [By: lineswine / 2008-02-28]
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  • I'll go see it too. If they ever manage to release it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanboys_(2008_film) -Foyle
  • unfortunately, the main crux of the story, which cut it from the pack of other teen movie comedies, was the friendship aspect, these guys doing something awesome for a dying friend, which is now being cut... -Tarantulus
  • I'll see it, when it comes out on a movie channel. (Snicker) -Gunpe
  • I want to know what the red button does - and I want one for MY car! -Divinar
  • i wonder if they managed to get Mark Hamill to appear in it, that would be awesome -razmann
  • WARNING: Links to Myspace, deemed "nsfw" by our company's filters. (I'll check it out from home, later.) -Captain Trips
  • No computer? "Little Girl!" - Fixed formatCdrive's link. [By: linuxmatt / 2008-02-22]
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    Can't they get ANYTHING right? - Micro$haft strikes again! [By: Gromit / 2008-02-22]
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  • You. Have. >GOT<. To. Be. Kidding. Me! -ShujinTribble
  • *Hugs the Penguin* -RiffRaff
  • I didn't see AVG, AVAST, Spybot S&D or AdAware on the list. Oh Noes, they're blockin' ur ZoneAlarm! Whatever will we do?! -Seamus
  • They're blocking themselves... BitDefender was on the list, isn't that one of theirs? -evolvedstarfish
  • And they're putting it out anyway. That's the real corker. -Mushroom
  • Windows Defender is Microsoft, not BitDefender. -TechnoVampire
  • Yet more information for me to give a customer to convince them to buy WinXP Pro... -unrenowned
  • there... are... no... words... -AdmiralLaurie
  • That's M$ for you...always on the "_FOREFRONT_" of security. -EtherRabbit
  • They know it's shit, but they are releasing it anyway. Ohhh I'm gonna have fun at M$ next week (yes, guess who I've got a meeting with :p) -CommanderData
  • Sorry, it was BitLocker, not defender. -evolvedstarfish
  • I really think my tolerance for Microsoft will end the day I can no longer get valid copies of XP. OSX has become like an old childhood friend that I've drifted away from, and now found again. -linkv
  • They are asking the consumers to tell them which other programs are rendered useless by it. -shakes head -GoToHellKitty
  • LinkV: OSX = What Vista tries to be... BUT FAILS!! -unrenowned
  • - Did no one find this link funny [By: formatCdrive / 2008-02-19]
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  • What link?? -MSimmons777
  • - http://consumerist.com/357019/call-center-call-customer-little-girl-for-not-buying-computer [By: formatCdrive / 2008-02-19]
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    This Link - takes you to The Coyote's blog. Maybe I'm sick or something, but the story "Pipistrellus" had me laughing so hard tears came to my eyes. [By: Gunpe / 2008-01-24]
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  • I was wondering where Herman had got himself off to. -TechnoVampire
  • ROFLMAO!!! That shot was one in a million! -ShadowGarou
  • That, my friends, is farking momentous! I'd have slept in the doghouse in the freezing rain just to acquire the skill to do that on purpose, even just once, in front of an audience. -RA
  • The "Terry Kath" of the flying mammal world. -lineswine
  • That was absolutely, freaking hilarious. That dude can tell a story. I'm in tears. -FixitWench
  • That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. -Starfury
  • Damn Websense. I'll have to wait until I get home... -Grayhawk
  • Grayhawk - that's why I use LogMeIn to connect to my home computer. www.logmein.com isn't blocked by Web(Non)sense here......yet...... -kman52000
  • THERE's a BLOG..Sweet -drachen
  • The poor bat... -pixel
  • To hell with the bat those are some really nice BOOBIES further down in the page!!!! -atomicbill
  • While he removed the magazine, he forgot to check the chamber. But still, knowing the accuracy of paintguns, especially SL-68s, it was a very good shot. -Wraith556
  • goddamn, i just WEPT with laughter. hermann, the disney bat. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! -timelady
  • Definitely the one of the best stories I've ever read!!! -adarklite
  • Coyote, I'm sending your name to my HMO as a provider. May cold is presently being coughed out, when I'm not laughing maniacally! -CTYankee
  • You know I love you kids right? I ain't been around as my full time gigs take up 99% of my free time and even *I* need 1% of my time for porn, but still - no exuses. New stories coming VERY soon. -The Coyote
  • *crying with laughter* -CommanderData
  • There goes *my* weekend. :-D -ThinTheHerd
  • And whoever gifted me the Star, thank you. I promise. Stories incoming soon. -The Coyote
  • I laughed, I cried, I laughed till I cried, and then I forwarded the story to all my friends. -MacDaddy
  • Hell of a shot brother! -starfishmagnet
  • Wow. Headshot. Wow. Who really cares that the guy didn't check? It was frikkin headshot on a bitty bat! -MortalPeepFight
  • "Dead Bats and Boobies" would be a kick-ass name for a band. And the story is funny as hell, too. -Robster2001
  • You folks are just discovering this now? -RandalGraves
  • I'd say this ranks right up there with the Crazed Attack Squirrel of Death. -Splunge
  • See, this is why you treat ANY gun as fully loaded until you are absolutely sure there isn't even 1 round in the chamber </da> AWESOME FRIGGIN SHOT!! -unrenowned
  • OMG!!! Hysterically funny! I think you deserved your favorite meal, with dessert [wink], along with serious bragging rights!! :::shaking head::: Hermann, indeed!! -MgrofChaos
  • BWAHAAHAA! -PTSTech
  • Yay Coyote ! I once did something close, but, it was in our bedroom, and I used a BB gun... which didn't have quite as dramatic an effect... But, the one shot kill was just as amazing :) -Spyder19
  • Save us from this monster but don't hurt it! Take whatever measures necessary but don't use any of the available tools! DO SOMETHING but please don't do anything... Either way, my man, you were boned (or as the case is, won't be getting boned). Good going on the headshot and solving the problem with Herman (the kids shoulda kept their pet in their room dammit!). -Mushroom
  • OMG ROTFLMMFAO that is too funny, thanks for sharing the link. -THETECHFROMHELL
  • Great, now I've got another site that I'm going to lose time to while I read every single bit (oh and the things that scarred you in childhood had me laughing so hard I cried) -SillyGirl
  • BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *wipes tears of laughter from my eyes* -Zimmerit
  • Bah - he was just doing an Ozzie!!!! ;-) -BesideMyself
  • You have the best blog ever, Coyote!!! -mousie
  • mmm mMM MMM MONSTER KILL KILL KILL kill kill kill .... -unrenowned
  • Best. Blog. Ever. Period..... -fdiskcuresall
  • That link takes you to the Pipistrellus article. This one - http://coyote.blogs.tentonhammer.com/ - takes you to the latest posting. By the way, Coyote -- good going on trainingthe girls to trash-talk... -chazz
  • well I found a new album by Judas and coyote in one shot... happy -Hellion
  • Vote for Charlie! - This is my geek pusscat on my geeky son's bed. You can tell by the binary blanket, right? Please vote for him. :) [By: katinahat / 2008-01-20]
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  • Lasercat has no need for batteries! :P -Ara
  • That is a very sullen-looking cat. Seems to convey, "Touch the Ipod and you die..." -vacuumtubes
  • @VT: Iz not Ipod, Iz Gameboy! u call urself tech?! talkz to OTIS! -Tarantulus
  • Tarantulus - I can barely tell the difference - I have neither, no one I know has either one. -Divinar
  • wow i had a cat just like him, named Archie. fucking huge cat he was too. Same look too -r3tude
  • Winter-een-mas is just around the corner - Get your Winter-een-mas 2008 T-shirt or hoody now. [By: BarmanVarn / 2008-01-16]
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    The Borg at Redmond are at it again - Perhaps they'll have a version of Clippy pop up that sez, "I see you're experiencing anxiety during your assimilation..." [By: vacuumtubes / 2008-01-16]
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  • Of course, with the way they write software, it would be Service Pack 3 before the software would stop crashing after realizing that the users are upset with it. No, not a conscience, just confusion. -Voz
  • They may file the patent, but there are enough legal protections out there to stop that going anywhere near most companies. Thankfully. -CommanderData
  • "Steve's got it all wrong. He thinks IBM is the enemy. It's you guys. You're the enemy." - mangled "Pirates of Silicon Valley" quote -Seamus
  • Hmmmm, you know, we could figure out a lot of ways to mess with management using this thing. I'm sure this bunch could make some of those monitors do some funky things. -redevil34
  • The trick would be to get your baseline working responses to match your sleeping or browsing pron stats. -Maltgha
  • Sir! The competence sensors are not reading anything. They must be broken. No, they are working just fine. There isn't anything to detect here. -torgo
  • Think about it. Who's going to be operating and fixing this stuff....US. Could you imagine, 15000 volts of electricity to the censors. Who needs OTIS -formatCdrive
  • They aren't the only ones; resistance is futile, you WILL pay for your porn: http://tinyurl.com/2rxv6h -unrenowned
  • Take a puppy to work, attach the monitor to it. Get puppy excited every once in a while, let it sleep, take it for a walk. etc. -srteach
  • srteach: and how do you plan on exciting the puppy exactly? *stands near the phone ready to call PETA* -unrenowned
  • Hmmmm...might be the best way for us to convince management to include a daily dosage of valium as part of our healthcare package. -adarklite
  • 2007 Darwin Awards - It's that time again. Our favorite starfish in the limelight! [By: AngrySup / 2008-01-13]
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  • I like that they don't reproduce before killing themselves. -Gerund
  • You do realize the whole point of the Darwin Awards is that someone removed themselves from the gene pool in a spectacularly stupid fashion. If they've reproduced, then it's only an honorable mention. -angrymacface
  • As a moderator on the Darwin Awards site, I have to correct that. We don't rule out those who have already reproduced, as they may have some valuable genetic material that is expressed in their offspring; some of the sons of starfishes have, after all, the ability to learn, unlike their parents. The HM category is reserved for those who ought to have killed or sterilized themselves through stupidity, but failed to do so through dumb luck. -chazz
  • Cheap Irony Alert! The sidebar ad showing up is for the (pro-creationist, anti-science) movie 'Expelled'. -MeanDean
  • Vote for Katy! - Yep, Katy is one of our felines & would love to be on the front of ICHC. BTW, the 'burger' is actually a CD wallet. [By: lineswine / 2008-01-12]
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  • Eh, deleted? Me scratches head Huh?... -Dr Jerkyl
  • Working again -lineswine
  • Nice! -MrsTechnoVamp
  • AT&T gets OWNED! - This is revenge for dealing with AT&T's billing department today. Come on folks, consolidating a bill SHOULD NOT be THAT hard! [By: virusjtg / 2008-01-11]
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  • Safe for work but, turn down the sound if you are at the office! -virusjtg
  • MAN thats annoying -Tarantulus
  • no more so then their billing department. -virusjtg
  • Hmm.. Page cannot be displayed... /cry -exzyle2k
  • 20 More days left! - January 25th to January 31st == Wintereenmas, the week long celebration of gamers and the games they love! Remember, ocular bleeding is the ONLY reason not to be playing games... Origins: http://www.wintereenmas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2 [By: unrenowned / 2008-01-05]
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  • All praise Ethan in his vast wisdom! -conundrum
  • I'd actually say all praise Tim for coming up with Ethan & co but that's just me! Suffice to say that I WILL be celebrating Wintereenmas as it falls shortly after my birthday and I happen to be on holiday at the time. Result! -Loon
  • I bought the Ctrl+Alt+Delete animated DVD. I think I actually like the comic strip better. The voice acting on the DVD, in my opinion, sucks. -BarmanVarn
  • Yes... patron holiday of the Church of Gaming. -SiamJetta
  • (My Old) School Blocks Wikipedia - Just before I left school the network administration team decided to block Wikipedia. The petition is still going on, and it would be much appreciated if as many people as possible would sign it. No fake names, etc, please!
    It's not often that I ask a favour of the whole of TSC, but today is that day. Please sign. Thanks. [By: katinahat / 2008-01-03]
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  • We have such great sounding place names here in the UK. Norton Knatchbull... Just fantastic. But yeah, whilst there is a lot of good info on Wikipedia, there's also a lot of badly edited pages. This is probably the reason it was blocked, because the accuracy of information cannot be guaranteed to a high enough standard for an educational establishment. -flapjackboy
  • Wikipedia is a great tool for teaching kids about the sources of information. Good Wiki articles have citations galore, so you can investigate the original sources and make your own opinions. Too many people these days simply accept what they're told without question. -smellystudent
  • But it isn't a placename! A quick check shows that it is the name of the school's founder. <grin> -Darkstar2
  • "It's not often that I ask a favour of the whole of TSC, but today is that day. Please sign." So, in other words, you're asking people to sign the petition when they are not part of the user base affected, and you're therefore demonstrating nothing except your ability to vote-stack, let alone that there is a demonstrable impact on the affected users. Sorry, but if I was the responsible sysadmin a bunch of votes from what are to me internet randoms isn't going to make a jot of difference to the decision as made. if you can't demonstrate a high enough carefactor from the impacted users then I suggest that the problem isn't really as widespead as you make out. -caspian
  • Caspian: The moment you start censorship you have opened the path to ignorance. -Dr Jerkyl
  • Sorry, but the blocking of certain websites by schools does not qualify as censorship, IMHO. They're not saying "You can't access this information." They're saying "You can't use school resources to access this information." Subtle but important difference. -RiffRaff
  • I completely agree with the Riffster. However, at the college I went to, "you can't use school resources to do this" turned into "you can't use school property to say this". Slippery slope effect. The comedy paper I wrote for at the time got in a lot of trouble because of this. I'm glad I was civil rights-pre-law at the time. The school's attorney couldn't threaten us, because I knew the limits of what a public Univ could do re: freedom of speech. -beerman
  • I'm just annoyed at several of the signatures are so assed. A serious partition and people still have to screw with it. -LazyLemming
  • Errm.. I mean petition. -LazyLemming
  • I Pity The Tech ! - Who wouldn't want Mr. T. as your I.T. consultant? [By: EtherRabbit / 2007-12-31]
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  • So this is what happens <hopefully> when the corporate drones realize outsourcing doesn't work? -Grembo
  • Mr.T.? Meh...the day he comes skydiving with me is the day I'll consider him more than a Hollywood caricature. -lineswine
  • "Maybe Mr. T is pretty handy with computers. Has that occurred to you, mister starfish consultant?" </slightly butchered WoW ad> -Frazzled
  • There must be a shockey monkey..... -vacuumtubes
  • This is what happens when your career ends with the A-Team... -unrenowned
  • Cling tenaciously to my buttocks! - Anybody else miss Ren & Stimpy? [By: unrenowned / 2007-12-30]
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  • powdered toast man ftw!!! i watch the repeats on cable avidly with the kidlets:) -timelady
  • Ah,the memories... -Ara
  • My collection of rare, incurable diseases... VIOLATED! </Ren> -Diptera
  • But do you have any.... rubber WALRUS protectors?! <w> Call the police! -RA
  • Miss? Not really - I've got DVDs of all the John K episodes.. -veaudaux
  • STEEEEEEEEMPY, You STUUUUUPID EEEEEDIOT -CommanderData
  • I did not really watch this much, but I have to admit I Really like Cow & Chicken, and Courage the Cowardly Dog! -NerfHerder
  • Other names for starfish... - Gotta luv some of Skippy's stuff. Sgt Generic! I love comment #10... [By: FormerSithLord / 2007-12-27]
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  • Same type of fucknugget that contemplates how telephone poles grow in a straight line. Col. Otis needs to visit. -vacuumtubes
  • Squid Pie: http://tinyurl.com/22ppof -unrenowned
  • Reminds me of the teacher we once had who was convinced that dinosaurs etc. never existed because 'otherwise they would still be here today!' -CommanderData
  • I speak NO English! http://thetravisty.com/Kids_In_The_Hall/mpg/I_Speak_No_English.htm -unrenowned
  • To any Knight Rider fan out there - Apparently one can bid on one of the original KITT's on Ebay. [By: BarmanVarn / 2007-12-21]
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  • Want. -techofalltrades
  • Can't find it on E-bay right now. Anyone have the link to the auction? -JoeLugian
  • Good question. I've found several news stories about it, but none of the morons managed to provide an actual link to the auction. -BarmanVarn
  • UPDATE - took some digging, but from what I can determine, based on comments gleaned from news articles, this is the auction entry. http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Pontiac-Grand-Am-kNIGHTRIDER-PATRICK-R-GIL_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em124QQcategoryZ6421QQihZ015QQitemZ250198485742QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWD4V -BarmanVarn
  • It's up to 35K already, and there aren't any pictures posted. Wonder WHICH car from tv - they wrecked a bunch of them (but fewer than the Dukes did) -Divinar
  • Claims he'll fax a picture of the vehicle in question? Hail -NO- I aint buyin' that! -ShujinTribble
  • i dont want it unless its bullet proof, drives itself and LARTs users for me -r3tude
  • no, the tard doesn't know the difference between a trans am and a grand am and I am quite certian the gran am was re-introduce in late 84 as an 85 model. -SGTARKyTEK
  • "The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale." *right* -Antacid
  • http://www.firebox.com/product/1963?src_t=sbk&src_id=knightrider - for those with shorter pockets... -Wonko The Sane
  • BTW - http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt1114258/ and might as well just get the new one (http://www.tomshardware.com/2007/12/13/nbc_unveils_2008_successor_to_knight_rider_s_kitt/). -