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1. And I'm? My colleague is having one hell of a day. For the record I am changing my colleagues name to .... Zod Wollop (ZW): ZW: *opening spiel* .. and may I know where you are calling from? Cust: In front of my PC. ZW: Errrrr..... what state are you in? Cust: In front of my PC. ZW: Country? Cust: In front of my PC. Ok, so TECHNICALLY that first answer was correct, but geez, pay attention. [By: Hastur / 2010-03-11 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H. L. Mencken] Comment on Story [Top] Comments I am currently in front of my pc, that is my current state, that is the state I am typing this from. lol lart shelter? whats that for? -drachen 'Kneel before Zod!' -teivrann And then if you ask the fourth time, they'll tell you what their problem is. Usually with digression about the state of their digestion. Causing you to ruin yours as the bile increases. -LDFeral Offsite Link -Biosynthetic What state are you in? UHHH.. Drunk? -PoglaTheGrate And where did you take your last piss? In front of my PC, wash rinse repeat. -THETECHFROMHELL FORTY-TWO!! (someone had to say it...) -udoshan

2. What Am I? Chopped Liver? Another one from my friend Zod Wollop. ZW: *Opening Spiel* How may I help you? Cust: I need an Outlook expert. I have a doozy of a problem. ZW: OK, I can help you with that. What's the issue? No, you don't understand. I need an expert! [By: Hastur / 2010-03-11 "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H. L. Mencken] Comment on Story [Top] Comments /Da the problem could be a corrupted data file that contains the names and addressess of supsected terrorists that are planning an attack in the next week. That would explain the urgancy and the need for an expert who can get the problem fixed quickly and on the first attempt. course most likely he's got some pron e-mails keeping him from getting any new messages. -drachen 'If I don't qualify, we don't got none. And no, my manager doesn't know anything about computers.' -LDFeral Probably has to uncheck "work offline." Yeah, takes a real expert for that! (Taken from one of my trouble tickets -- they ask for so-and-so, insist (s)he is the only one that can fix the issue. -Captain Trips I used to get that all the time, but when they said "expert" they really meant "not a girl." So, I'd dutifully transfer them to one of my male employees, who would tell them that they needed to talk to the boss (AKA "the expert") and then the starfish would get transferred back to me! -CathyV You assume when they say "Outlook expert" they mean someone who is an expert with Outlook rather than someone who can spell Outlook and is an expert at starfish. -AussieFoot Expert comes from 'Ex' meaning 'has-been' and 'spert' which is a drip under pressure. -MisterCommon

3. Willpower Willpower: Having bubble wrap an not popping a single bubble. [By: Starfury / 2010-03-11 You can't fix stupid.] Comment on Story [Top] Comments I call Bullshit of the highest order -DarkRookie Not a single just means you popped them in multiples. We had to hide the wrap from one of our staff members or we wouldn't have had any left when we needed it. -AussieFoot