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I polished my horns for nothing :( DAMN THESE SADISTIC TENDANCIES!!! All day yesterday, not one good solid neep starfish to LART into space, 30 sucktomers in a row with routers that get OEM'd one after another after another, usually a sure fire neep to LART doe-see-doe, NOTHING, not a single wimper! a handful of accounts suspended for non-payment, always a way to get a good fight out of even the most passive fishys, (granted its like boxing with five year olds, but thats half the fun) NOTHING, nada, zip, zero, no fight, no wineing about sending the check in already, not one peep. NO FRIGGEN NON-PAY DEADBEAT LART!!! Then the mother of all thing, Customer of unknown intelligence level seen in any fish breed hits my line . . . . . "I just was reading over my paperwork *flip flip noise*, and i realzed that i'm running a buissness with my connectection and diddn't realize i was violating my TOS by doing so, i'd like to upgrade to the buissness class plan, its only $XXX.XX more a month anway, can you help me please? WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? So i check my pulse, make sure i'm not bleeding from the ears . . . . and at the end of the Night . . . .Buddy super sucktomer mr-friggen-rogers-style-polite-as-hell pops up in my ear, his internet is down, and a quick glance on the account shows its a modem pool/provisioning error, and a BIG one, and totally the fault of $ISP, he's fucked, his account is fucked, his modem is fucked, and he'd called the issue in five days ago, nothing done, so i inform him of this . . . . 90 minutes of hold music and several magical tricks and miraculous fixes later, . . . .. He's online . . . . "gee thanks, that was quick, what was your name again? you've been more than a wonderful help and i want your supervisors to know your doing beyond excellent and i appriciate you fixing my mistake." I wander to my usual bar, eyes wide and blank like the walking dead, seething from a LARTING free day, $bartender is already pouring my pint, and informs me: "Present from $hotyoung/redhead/D-cup/stranger for watching her drink for her yesterday, call her at 555-5555 in about an hour if shes not back yet . . . you look stress, hard day at work?" ***brain explodes*** sucktomers behaveing themselves, not one LART, no one rigious punshiment handed down, no need to envoke otis . . . perfect fricken day . . . . GHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! [By: SpitefulTech / 2007-03-15 As warm and fuzzy a feeling as slideing naked ass first down a sheet of frozen steel. **Your skull will not serve as a LART shelter!**] Comment on Story Comments and yer fraakin COMPLAINING! fer HESOOS Chjrists SAKE! down the beer - call the hottie, count yer freakin luck and go get LUCKY SOMEMORE! GAH! YOU STOLE MY FUCKIN MOJO DIDN'T YOU! that should be my d cuped hottie damnit! a stressfull non stressed day... -Harm how can i be happy if i have no stupid people to punish? ***stands on the cornor with a sign: "will LART for neeping* :( *** -SpitefulTech okay - you cane give ME hotties number - ill pretend to be YOU and you can Lart the hell outta me the next morning! Deal? -Harm or... just wander into any Bestbuy and hang out by the computers.. pleanty of stupid there.. and thats just the sales drones! -Harm Oooh, karma's gonna hurt on this one. -Geminii Anyway, I can see that being disconcerting, being wrongfooted and Twilight-Zoned all day long. Creeepy. -Geminii Yeah, I'd be more worried about what 75 things are gonna go wrong the second you walk into work tomorrow...starting with no coffee. -missourimule And then you woke up. <Hadda be said> -Jeckler screenshot or it never happened... -Quchant Then the alarm clock woke you up? -Divinar That was just the screen saver the real day is .... far worse then you can ever imagin! -Servo Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot-Hotel?! -Seamus Can we trade? I want your reality! ("I reject my reality and substitute yours" to paraphrase Adam Savage!) -Captain Trips Uh... you could LART yourself for neeping about having such an unbelievable day? /runs for the LART shelter! -TechMama Wait wait wait now. Redhead? D-Cup? Stranger? You sir, are truly the luckiest man alive. -snJimboip You maagnificant Bastard! I salute you! Actually I'd like to kill you and take your place right about now but c'est la vie. -RandalGraves tell me you bought a lottery ticket. -Gecko Hmmm, Spite. I had a pretty nice Ides myself. Maybe some people just have good luck on days like Friday the Thirteenth, Ides of March, and stuff. Damn, I just realized it was 20 years ago today my dad left. -56Kdaytrader Dammit. I was wondering who walked off with my karma bucket. Now I know.. -MacDaddy Does that "Mister Rogers" character now have your name? Be afraid, be very afraid, he's stalking you and you're going to end up in the wood chipper. -Stryker One Either you will win the lottery tomorrow, or you will die. That's way too much karma payout in a single day. -CelticSkyhawk think bout this guys...hot redhead dcup givin number....believe I saw this one on a movie...think was croodile dundee...and aerosmith did the some...."dude look like a lady"...*runs for lart shelter post haste* -WraithDarkRose Is it Groundhog Day or a parallel universe? Anyways, neep neep neep neep neep neep neep neep OW! :( Nope, u still got it. -TheMacOne

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