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Subject: Dead Starfish
SLAYER: Dead Skin Mask

[spoken]
Now I'm sick of thinking for the dumb
I've been here on the phone
No fish has survived
Can't help you dial
And I promise you won't suffer long
They're neeping forever
[/spoken]

Lie to me when you move your lips
The pressure, dumb starfish, it makes me mean
Downloading images, Hollywood features, no room
A tube of K-Y and no light in your room

I get the fish who smoke trees
Listen to their pointless neeps
The spywares taken its toll
Vacations all I live for

Broken files, support psychotic guys
Lose all self-control LARTS now they fly
Empty clips, reload the munition
I'll smash their faces, make lifeless corpses

Empty desks, no one to explaine
I escape from normality till Monday

Lie to me when you move your lips
The sound of confused fish, brings about the beast
This sites members are the best that I've seen
Ridiculing the sick and horny

Broken files, support psychotic guys
Lose all self-control LARTS now they fly
Empty clips, reload the munition
I'll smash their faces, make lifeless corpses

I get the fish who smoke trees
Listen to their pointless neeps
The spywares taken its toll
Vacations all I live for

I get the fish who smoke trees
Listen to their pointless neeps
The spywares taken its toll
Vacations all I live for



Offsite Link
Original song info and perhaps some mp3 goodness
[By :DedSysOp / 2005-03-12]
Comment on this Tech Songs

Comments

  • demmit - too many w's in the link -DedSysOp
  • The link ( Offsite Link ) is clickable -Chipsterian
  • You forgot the background spoken words during the last two stanzas. Awesome song, tho! -missourimule
  • Damn dude, you're on a roll. If the next post is "Seasons in the Abyss" or "Spill the Blood" I'm gonna have to break out my guitar. -VIPERsssss
  • Just so long as you don't break out a banjo... -Gromit
  • Slayer on a banjo? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha -missourimule
  • Next Story:Must Call Someone Else certified by HidariMak

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