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Subject: All Your Hold Are Belong To Me

music by The Laziest Men On Mars
graphics by ZeroWing and the fanclub
flash by Bad_CRC
...and I don't care if it's old and has been done before, it's my turn. :-P

In A.D. 2001, outsource was beginning.
*riiiing!*

Techie: What happen?
Prairiedog: Somebody call up us on phone.
Supervisor: You get this one.
Techie: What!
Supervisor: PeopleSoft turn on.
Techie: [sees caller ident] It's you!!

Luser: How is the weather where you are?
Luser: All your hold are belong to me.
Luser: You are on the way to high handle time.

Techie: Click Start button...
Luser: You have no chance to repair lose your time.
Luser: Hyuh hyuh hyuh ....

All your hold - your hold, hold, hold,
All your hold are belong to me.

Move mouse, left click, move mouse, left click
You don't know what you're doing
Now left click your mouse

For great CPH!
[By :Mushroom / 2005-04-28 Do not spill the buckets of stupid!]
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Comments

  • Well that's not really a tech song per se, but it did make me laugh. -Pawn
  • Great job, Mush! Made me laugh & then I had to find the original. -Tekkie
  • Nice job! Heheheheheh... -teivrann
  • LOVE this one - I can see the flash in my head... -PTSTech
  • PTS - you're just dreaming of the screaming popperazzi again. -ShujinTribble
  • Pawn: Let's see, it's about stupid users and it's based on a thumpin' bass song with a Flash video. It couldn't be more of a "tech song" short of someone saying they want a new mouse. -Mushroom
  • Great now the origional song is stuck in my head. -RandalGraves
  • Luser: You have no chance to repair lose your time. - Argh. I'm feeling this right now. -Evilturnip
  • <Trainspotter mode on>Pawn is by '2 Laziest Men On Mars & it's called 'Invasion of the Gabber Robots (All Your Base Are Belong To Us)'...How tech do you want? I hear it is available as an MP3 via some of those terrible P2P programs *-) N.B. Gabber is typified by the track incorporating 160bpm down swept electronic bass drumbeats. For more info Google 'Gabber' & 'Rotterdam Terror Corps', the style of music Speedcore & Gabber originating in the Dutch town. From there it has split into various sub-genres...Milwaukee being one of them. <Trainspotter mode off> -lineswine
  • Next Story:An amazing wave of stupid... by Timmay

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