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Subject: Sure, I'll get right on that...
"User is requesting a printer for $room. He states that he prints out classified documents and does not need to walk to get them."
[By :skippytpodar / 2012-06-14 ]
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  • No problem - buy the bastard a skateboard. -Gromit
  • There are at least a dozen desk printers here within a 15 second walk of a networked printer for that exact reason. Pisses me off as well. -Puggiman
  • " Shirpa or servant requistion is beyond IT dept scope. Please contact H.R. if transporation is required, please contact H.R, Facilities and travel dept" -Harm
  • For us, literally the only person in the entire building with a security clearance equal to or higher than ours is the chief of police. Everyone else in the building, even the director of the whole facility, has a clearance lower than even our lowest paid IT tech here. So yeah, we're wondering what sort of classified documents this cat is printing. -skippytpodar
  • Then you have the whole red/black separation issue to worry about as well, with the whole SCIF issue to deal with and everything else. If it's actually classified coming through something other than SIPRNET or equivalent, you have a WAY bigger issue than a printer. Were I in your shoes, I'd have your ISSO and your COMSEC Custodian pay the requestor a visit.... -Grue
  • Gromit- Rollerblades would be funnier. -Voz
  • I'm guessing the classified documents have the header eBay.com. -MarloVino
  • Next Story:Priceless by skippytpodar

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