Subject: Fun, Fun, Fun
With thanks to Dr. Bob (whose words these really are) and apologies to the Beach Boys...
Well she logged onto the system with a rootkit on her USB key now,
She loaded up the sucker, and she gets all her classes for free now,
She’s got an A+ in English and the prof only gave her a D now,
And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till the sysop takes her password away!
She used to get her sleep but the gal’s been staying up late now,
She’s been playing World of Warcraft, thirty-six hours straight now,
She’s wearing Depends, but she’s at level seventy-eight now
And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till the sysop takes her password away!
Well, the girls can’t stand her cause they say she acts like a man now,
So to prove she’s a girl, she’s put a picture of her tits on 4chan now,
She’s posted Pentagon files to a server in Kazakhstan now,
And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till the sysop takes her password away!
Ah well you knew that the sysop was starting to get wise to you now,
Hacking his homepage wasn't such a smart thing to do now,
But you've hacked into the password file, decrypted it too now,
And you'll have fun, fun, fun while the doctors take the sysop away!
