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MePOTD: "Which Long Wang is our Long Wang?" -Me setting up a new distribution list.
[By :VIPERsssss / 2011-11-16] [Top]
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"You have our gratitude." -Bioguy
WhOOO wanta some a Wang?! -Harm
That's like the situation we had at my old place of work. There are two folks, both named Timothy J. Walsh. Both worked in Engineering, too... -VoiceOfSanity
"Guard #3's name is 'Enormous Genitals'." </kfm> -AmazingKreskin
We had 2 guys named Harry Johnson... -Skail |
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"Can you change the format on my computer?"
This was a request from Concept8's mom. Apparently the format on her computer prevented her from logging in to Hotmail and Facebook. This was not an emergency, as she could still play Pogo, so I swung by the next weekend. It turns out that "Change the format" means copy her favorites from IE to Firefox. ("I've signed up with Firefox; I'm not with Explorer any more.")
[By :concept14 / 2011-11-14] [Top]
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Oh lord, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with users like that anymore. At least, at the moment I don't... -Vie
Why was it that all Pogo users sound like Patty and Selma, and smoke on the phone too. -ProfessorFrink |
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Overheard in the cafeteria: "Look at the bottom right corner of the email screen. If it says disconnected, you need to log out, log back in, and change your password. Our passwords are supposed to expire every thirty days, but I have worked here two weeks and had to change mine five or six times already."
[By :concept14 / 2011-11-14] [Top]
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Gotta love the "solutions" users come up with when left to their own devices (or when choosing their own devices over yours)... -Mer
every 30 days!? i'm sorry... -boxcar
Actually, our passwords expire every 90 days. That's just one more thing the luser was wrong about. - concept14
We're they counting how frequently _they_ have to change or reset their password, because they keep forgetting it? -Voz
Make that, "Were they starting...". Just starting my day for the night, (?), and I'm just getting my brain into first gear. -Voz
I once worked in a situation where somehow, (on vista, sigh) if outlook went into offline mode there was no other way we could find to get it back on than a reboot. -Skail
Our passwords expire every 2 months and start reminding you that you need to change your password at 28 days to go. EVERY TIME YOU LOG IN! -Grembo |
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MrPersonality - We were talking about my balls.
[By :Caboose447 / 2011-11-09] [Top]
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Yes, they are remarkably smooth and soft...go ahead and give 'em a squeeze...Yes, my brane is stuck in the dirty place today...sue me... -ChildofCthulhu
Schweddy Balls -Starfury
DOOOOOO YEEERRRR boys hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can ya tie 'em in a knoght, Can ya tie 'em in a bow? Can ya throw 'wm over yer sholder like a continetal soldier, DO YER BOOOOYSSS HAANNNGGG LOOOOOOWWWWW1 -Harm
My nuts are salty. -unrenowned
Everybody wants my nuts. -burrkiss
So put your hand down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts. -Stryker One |
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