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2530. Subject: Spam TBD
New to the site, and got this in my spam folder and had to share: Subject Line TBD. Nothing like generic spam subject lines.
[By :harryscuz / 2012-01-25] [Top]
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  • *click the like button* -0gr3
  • 2529. Subject: Reply to All
    The Reply to All button is not your friend. It is your mortal enemy. You must take great care in using it. It will, given half a chance, turn on you and make look like a fool.
    [By :DarkRookie / 2012-01-19] [Top]
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  • Wasn't there a commericial about this? -ravensentinel
  • 2528. Subject: RE: Annual AUP update
    "Why is the test so hard?" My reply: "What test?" Return from EU: "The one you said to take..." My reply: "Did you read the instructions?" No reply.
    [By :ravensentinel / 2011-12-28] [Top]
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  • This has always been our downfall: to expect users to read. If you don't use Tarzan-speak, or put the manual in a coloring book form, they don't get it, ever. This is also why we don't have flying cars. -Biosynthetic
  • 2527. Subject: gramar checker
    Body: "Sir do you have a program called gramar checker." (unedited) The I-wish-I-could-reply: Yes, it's called elementary and high school.
    [By :ravensentinel / 2011-12-21] [Top]
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  • At least he didn't start with the word, "Like,". http://www.wtfux.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/69b84_68e55404-de12-49c1-a32c-f9fea938e9f0.jpg -Biosynthetic
  • It's funny... I use Firefox, I type my messages, and when there is a misspelling I get a flag on the word. Doesn't matter if it's here, the Washington Post blogs (where I annoy a lot of folks) or elsewhere, there is a way to check the grammar and spelling. I guess most folks treat the little wavy red line under the word as an emphasis mark instead of what it really means, namely, you're being an illiterate idiot. -VoiceOfSanity
  • You know, VoS, that all they would need to do is click on "Add to Dictionary" for the misspelled word, and it becomes part of their vocabulary. As to whether they are clicking by reflex without really looking at what they're typing, or whether they think that "gramar" really does have only one "M", and the software must be wrong, well... -Voz
  • 2526. Subject: The Queque Is A Lie
    Here's another e-mail exchange from our tech support inbox. // EU: Hi - Can you please tell me who we have in the registration queque at $MainOffice? // Tech: Are you referring to the phone queue? // EU: Yes
    [By :CaliTech / 2011-11-04] [Top]
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    2525. Subject: COME SEE ME PLEASE (UNCLASSIFIED)
    "I NEED YOUR HELP Thanks. B.D." - Glad you could let off the caps lock long enough to say thanks.
    [By :ravensentinel / 2011-11-01] [Top]
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    2524. Subject: I don't understand
    We received an email from an EU. For about a week we have been attempting to contact her to return her laptop we repaired. So in our resolution we explained very plainly "Moved hard drive to new computer, increased memory. This will enable better performance". The user responded, "I don't understand".
    [By :Kanthos / 2011-10-13] [Top]
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  • "We made it go." -AmazingKreskin
  • We look for things. Things to make us go. You are smart. -burrkiss
  • We upgraded the dongle, the doo-hickey and the whatsit. GO QUICK NOW! YOU TAKE! GO QUICK! -PoglaTheGrate
  • It unbroked, you get -SwizzleStix
  • We received a follow up from the user: How can it be fixed, I haven't had my laptop for a week. I decided it was best for all parties involved if I just walked away. -Kanthos
  • The gods breathed on it, and it got better. -LDFeral
  • 2523. Subject: George Has A Doppleganger
    ...and she's in Thailand: **Dear PTSTech, Today the our IT double checked the my laptop already. Becuase the website that I have been opened the lock to keep the old information. So the our IT upload the Filezilla to access site. I have tried to follow your information already and much easier. Thank you very much and glad to work with you :) Have a nice week end. Best regards, EU.**
    [By :PTSTech / 2011-09-23] [Top]
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  • Well, they say that everyone in the world has a twin somewhere...Either that, or George is the "North" stupid pole in this hemisphere, and she's the "South" pole. If they get too close to each other, it throws the whole world out of it's orbit. (damn, too much coffee this morning...) -docbrown01
  • North? South? I think George is at the East pole :) -Diptera
  • I'm sorry, but my Babelfish just decided to jump out of my ear and go straight for the nearest pirhana, yelling "eat me, eat me!" -Captain Trips
  • Somebody set up us th' fucknugget... -vacuumtubes
  • 2522. Subject: HELP - doesn't work
    The subject line of this post was the subject line of the email....there was no body, she had no ticket either. Help!
    [By : shadedworld / 2011-09-19] [Top]
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  • Reply "Could not replicate fault 'doesn't work' Ticket closed. Suggest providing greater detail next time." -flapjackboy
  • "Try pressing F1." -Captain Trips
  • Works fine for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s-F7ZmmGbY&feature=related -VIPERsssss
  • Reply "Yes it does." then wait for the whinging. -Gromit
  • and related to that: the customer email that read only "It isn't working." No details given, not even what It is. -GrizzledBear
  • *Forwards all viagra spam to senders email address.* -Harm
  • obligatory random response: Did you try turning it off and on again? -MisterCommon
  • 2521. Subject: RE: Thanks for the help!
    This will happen to you: http://work.failblog.org/2011/09/09/job-fails-why-it-guys-go-crazy/
    [By :ravensentinel / 2011-09-12] [Top]
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    2520. Subject: End of Employment
    The following e-mail conversation took place today between a client and a support tech. EU: $OtherEU has resigned as of today can we shut down his access to computers ASAP // Tech: This has been completed. // EU: What about his vip on his lap top will he be able to do anything with that? // Tech: Do you mean VPN access? // EU: Yes
    [By :CaliTech / 2011-08-22] [Top]
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  • current status: vup -stiffarm
  • What about his VIN status? (That's what all our users call it, and I don't give a flying fuck about their cars!) -Captain Trips
  • His VPN has been PNG'ed. ;) -MadJack
  • I have one guy who constantly refers to CSVs as CVSs. My eyes turn red each time as I strive to not make some random drugstore comment. -blurp
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