19032.
NB : Please increase folder size by 500mg
[By :TrueTenacity / 2012-05-07] [Top]
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Added 500mg lithium to users folders. User had adverse reaction. -ravensentinel
(Insert Random Penis Enlargement Advertisement Here) -ChildofCthulhu
Tylenol or Advil? Both have their uses... after dealing with the (l)users.
-VoiceOfSanity
@ravensentinel - see, I would have used 500mg of cyanide, but that's just me... :-) -virtualchoirboy
Gave user 500mg of LSD. Haven't seen in 2 weeks. Last saw him running out the back door, in his underwear, proclaiming that the Zionist, NWO, Lizardmen are hacking his delta, epsilon, and omega brainwaves. Assuming issue resolved. Closing ticket -DarkRookie
Raven - given that 500 ug is a heavy dose, you won't see him again for years. (You gave him a thousand doses at once. Not even Timothy Leary coul handle that much at once.)
-Captain Trips
Sorry, that was meant for rookie, not raven. -Captain Trips |
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19031.
"I have a video clip in $videoeditingapp, how do I convert it to a .PDF?". I couldn't say it, but I was thinking "one frame at a time".
[By :Grembo / 2012-05-05] [Top]
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At least they didn't ask how to print it out. "The do it in Harry Potter!" -Captain Trips
Acrobat 5 added support for flash movies. Quicktime format was added version 6. -PolarCoyote |
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19029.
License Plate of the day: L-GUAPO
[By :Dante668 / 2012-04-27] [Top]
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"I yam still heer, El Guapo!" BANG! </obligatory> -MadJack
He's not just famous, he's IN-famous. -AmazingKreskin
Did he have a plethora of pinatas? -TechieSidhe
I think I shall go home tonight and ride off on my woman and then rape my horse! -0gr3
The first time I watched that movie, I was not concentrating when that name was mentioned. I thought he was called El Guano for a moment... -Holdfast
Does Jefe sound like he's calling El Guapo "El Whoppo", or is it just me?
"Come back, you cowards!" "Iyam still heer, El Whoppo!" BANG! Whoops, not anymore, yer not... heheheheheh -MadJack |
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19028.
Title of a ticket I see when I walk in this morning: "Microsoft Perfect" ...And I thought there was only one user who could be that special. (See my EUPOTD frorm 2010-07-23 http://www.techcomedy.com/users/submitted_content.php?nick=Mer)
[By :Mer / 2012-04-23] [Top]
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Whoops, it put the end parenthesis in the link. Here is the fixed link: http://www.techcomedy.com/users/submitted_content.php?nick=Mer -Mer
Isn't Microsoft Perfect an oxymoron? - Gromit
Not when it's used by Perfect Tommy!
-Grayhawk
Sounds like someone has confuse M$ Word and WordPerfect - and managed to leave out the only common part of those two names. -Chromatix
It must still be in shrinkwrap. -stiffarm
Nope Stiffarm....it's enveloped in some nice, toasty thermite... -ChildofCthulhu
Microsoft Perfect/0=BOOOOOM -Grembo |
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19023.
Suctomers argue about the stupidest things. Me:"Is that B as in Baker?" Caller: "No, B as in Boy."
[By :MisterCommon / 2012-04-12] [Top]
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Buoy as in Sea? (Lart shelter, Jeeves, and don't spare the horses!) -Erraticus
"B as in Cabana" </true story> -ecoli
Do girls not swim as well as buoys? </22 minutes> -LDFeral
"K as in Cat."</true story> -AmazingKreskin
"That's C as in cat, not C as in kangaroo." -- Heard on the scanner one day. -SpiderRider3
P as in Ypres. Y as in why. W as in uuencode. U as in huge. H as in Xavier. X as in ex. E as in Oedipus. etc. (as in etc.) -Captain Trips
The other day I got "G as in Geoffrey" from a brit. -Grembo
As opposed to the "e as in rilly" from a yank? -lineswine |
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19022.
me: Sometimes programming is like playing jenga, you don't know how the hell you pulled it off but it's there and for the love of god don't touch it or it'll fall to pieces.
[By :Icelator / 2012-04-05] [Top]
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Damn straight. Closely related is the Heisenbug: examination of the code results in a "How the F--- did that ever work?" Whereupon it suddenly never does again... -chazz
school assignment, do a calculation on a set of data, use mpi to communicate among multiple processors and divide the data. code works. the next assignment has me running it under a different environment (cores, processors and nodes) unaltered I get segmentation faults but if in the calculation for loop I put printf("blah"); it will run perfectly. -Icelator
Chazz: that's a Schrödenbug. A Heisenbug is when the bug goes away when you start up the debugger. -Chromatix
I've seen a line of code that did nothing, and in fact would never even be executed as the program flow would never get to that point... and yet the program wouldn't work if the line was removed... -Diptera
Code that is formatted correctly will never work. Code that looks like a retarded monkey hit the keyboard for a few hours will work flawlessly. -DarkRookie
I've seen code with comments like: "This block shouldn't work, but if I take it out, everything crashes." -AmazingKreskin
I thought a Schrödenbug was one where the program will alternately run correctly or crash, with no alteration to the code or the input. -AmazingKreskin
a.k.a. most of Microsoft's work? -Omega |
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