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Subject: I dare you to be more self-contradictory
Actual reply from a person in leadership asking if she needs any files backed up before I reimage her laptop:
"No files needed to be backed up that I can recall. If possible, could you back up the files I have saved on the desktop?"
[By :  skippytpodar / 2012-05-16] [Top]
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Me: "I think you should be using Firefox for that." "That says Firefox needs upgrading, too. I don't think I have Firefox." -Captain Trips
I'll bet Mr 33 would then back up all files except for the Desktop. -redevil34
No, I think Mr. 33 would back it up by removing it from the computer and locking it in his desk, and not telling anyone for at least a week. -Captain Trips
Are you sure that Mr. 33 wouldn't think that "backing up" the files consists of picking up the computer and moving it "back" on the desk by 6 inches? -Voz |
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2532.
Subject: trial period help
The trial period for $program expired and is asking me to register for a key.. what do i do?
[By :Chalmrah / 2012-04-04] [Top]
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Put the thing from the thing into the other thing. -0gr3
Dont forget about the thing and the other thing as well -DarkRookie
Is it blue on the blue? -Gerund
Last time I tried to put the thing into the other thing I got slapped ... -Erraticus
"It's in the place where I put that thing that time..." /PhantomPhreak -JoeLugian
"What was the middle thing?"</otto> -AmazingKreskin
Where is the Keymaster when you need him? -Voz
"I know this guy..." -AngrySup
Can't replicate blue on blue but white ting on white ting is known error. -PolarCoyote
You put the lime in the coconut... -lineswine |
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2531.
Subject: Why I'm Out of Office
Customer:"By the way, your Out of Office is on." NO KIDDING. This frequently happens when you've Emailed me 3.75 hours BEFORE my shift starts for the day. At the time, I was still communing with my pillow. By the way, my shift is noted in my Email signature, which was clearly affixed to several previous Emails to this numbskull.
[By :tech4alltrades / 2012-03-10] [Top]
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Once again, Stupid users -beatmewithstick
taint drive? -Harm |
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2530.
Subject: Spam TBD
New to the site, and got this in my spam folder and had to share: Subject Line TBD. Nothing like generic spam subject lines.
[By :harryscuz / 2012-01-25] [Top]
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*click the like button* -0gr3 |
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2529.
Subject: Reply to All
The Reply to All button is not your friend. It is your mortal enemy. You must take great care in using it. It will, given half a chance, turn on you and make look like a fool.
[By :DarkRookie / 2012-01-19] [Top]
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Wasn't there a commericial about this? -ravensentinel |
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2528.
Subject: RE: Annual AUP update
"Why is the test so hard?" My reply: "What test?" Return from EU: "The one you said to take..." My reply: "Did you read the instructions?" No reply.
[By :ravensentinel / 2011-12-28] [Top]
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This has always been our downfall: to expect users to read. If you don't use Tarzan-speak, or put the manual in a coloring book form, they don't get it, ever. This is also why we don't have flying cars. -Biosynthetic |
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2527.
Subject: gramar checker
Body: "Sir do you have a program called gramar checker." (unedited) The I-wish-I-could-reply: Yes, it's called elementary and high school.
[By :ravensentinel / 2011-12-21] [Top]
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At least he didn't start with the word, "Like,". http://www.wtfux.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/69b84_68e55404-de12-49c1-a32c-f9fea938e9f0.jpg -Biosynthetic
It's funny... I use Firefox, I type my messages, and when there is a misspelling I get a flag on the word. Doesn't matter if it's here, the Washington Post blogs (where I annoy a lot of folks) or elsewhere, there is a way to check the grammar and spelling. I guess most folks treat the little wavy red line under the word as an emphasis mark instead of what it really means, namely, you're being an illiterate idiot.
-VoiceOfSanity
You know, VoS, that all they would need to do is click on "Add to Dictionary" for the misspelled word, and it becomes part of their vocabulary. As to whether they are clicking by reflex without really looking at what they're typing, or whether they think that "gramar" really does have only one "M", and the software must be wrong, well... -Voz |
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2526.
Subject: The Queque Is A Lie
Here's another e-mail exchange from our tech support inbox. // EU: Hi - Can you please tell me who we have in the registration queque at $MainOffice? // Tech: Are you referring to the phone queue? // EU: Yes
[By :CaliTech / 2011-11-04] [Top]
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2524.
Subject: I don't understand
We received an email from an EU. For about a week we have been attempting to contact her to return her laptop we repaired.
So in our resolution we explained very plainly "Moved hard drive to new computer, increased memory. This will enable better performance".
The user responded, "I don't understand".
[By :Kanthos / 2011-10-13] [Top]
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"We made it go." -AmazingKreskin
We look for things. Things to make us go. You are smart. -burrkiss
We upgraded the dongle, the doo-hickey and the whatsit. GO QUICK NOW! YOU TAKE! GO QUICK! -PoglaTheGrate
It unbroked, you get -SwizzleStix
We received a follow up from the user:
How can it be fixed, I haven't had my laptop for a week.
I decided it was best for all parties involved if I just walked away. -Kanthos
The gods breathed on it, and it got better. -LDFeral |
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2523.
Subject: George Has A Doppleganger
...and she's in Thailand: **Dear PTSTech, Today the our IT double checked the my laptop already. Becuase the website that I have been opened the lock to keep the old information. So the our IT upload the Filezilla to access site. I have tried to follow your information already and much easier. Thank you very much and glad to work with you :) Have a nice week end. Best regards, EU.**
[By :PTSTech / 2011-09-23] [Top]
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Well, they say that everyone in the world has a twin somewhere...Either that, or George is the "North" stupid pole in this hemisphere, and she's the "South" pole. If they get too close to each other, it throws the whole world out of it's orbit. (damn, too much coffee this morning...) -docbrown01
North? South? I think George is at the East pole :) -Diptera
I'm sorry, but my Babelfish just decided to jump out of my ear and go straight for the nearest pirhana, yelling "eat me, eat me!" -Captain Trips
Somebody set up us th' fucknugget...
-vacuumtubes |
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