19040.
So I have to do the new telephone planogram at work. Which basically remove old product and put out new product and rearrange. Now for the old product it tells you what to do with them (return to vendor, sell as a clearance etc.) However the display models are just dummies and not actual phones so the instructions for these I swear to god were: Destroy in Field.
[By :Icelator / 2012-05-21] [Top]
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while listening to damn it's good to be a gangsta -drachen
Gimme da bat! -CyBear
i have a field we can use:) - gashach
I know how to make termite and napalm. -DarkRookie
*thermite -DarkRookie
I dunno DR, a fully-flaming insect could have potential if it could be trained on where to go! -Voz |
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[This from my best friend about a coworker, via IM] Amy just raised a huge stink with Sears... much less of one than I would have had it been me. She called their call center to follow up on a failed delivery 2 times now for the dishwasher... and when they put her on hold, It was a god damn sex line. (apperently both services are handled in the same call center, and they "miss dialed" this information confirmed when we called the local store number and talked to someone locally).
[By :Mushroom / 2012-05-17] [Top]
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Brings a whole new meaning to "Cum see the softer side of Sears". -Mushroom
Watch out when you ask "Wheres the power tool" -burrkiss
am i the only one that would find that better than hold muzak? -Harm
For depressing phone sex, dial 1 (900) EMO-GIRL. -MeanDean
"What are you wearing?"
"The tears of the cosmos..." -charred |
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19036.
Co-Worker POTD : "How do I bypass your body's natural defences and make you to listen to me..."
[By :TrueTenacity / 2012-05-14] [Top]
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Burkiss! -Gerund
A kick to the nads with a steel-toed cowboy boot, courtesy of Chuck Norris -skippytpodar
A little wine, a little nosh, Barry White on the stereo...and some cloroform...Cloroform, where romance begins... -ChildofCthulhu
Hmmmmmm-my Darling, I ... I'm gonna need more chloroform, baby. -LDFeral
Hmmmmm. This rag smells fam..... -DarkRookie
Some crystal meth and a leather clown costume. -MeanDean
a combination of alcohol and poor judgment. -Harm |
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19032.
NB : Please increase folder size by 500mg
[By :TrueTenacity / 2012-05-07] [Top]
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Added 500mg lithium to users folders. User had adverse reaction. -ravensentinel
(Insert Random Penis Enlargement Advertisement Here) -ChildofCthulhu
Tylenol or Advil? Both have their uses... after dealing with the (l)users.
-VoiceOfSanity
@ravensentinel - see, I would have used 500mg of cyanide, but that's just me... :-) -virtualchoirboy
Gave user 500mg of LSD. Haven't seen in 2 weeks. Last saw him running out the back door, in his underwear, proclaiming that the Zionist, NWO, Lizardmen are hacking his delta, epsilon, and omega brainwaves. Assuming issue resolved. Closing ticket -DarkRookie
Raven - given that 500 ug is a heavy dose, you won't see him again for years. (You gave him a thousand doses at once. Not even Timothy Leary coul handle that much at once.)
-Captain Trips
Sorry, that was meant for rookie, not raven. -Captain Trips |
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"I have a video clip in $videoeditingapp, how do I convert it to a .PDF?". I couldn't say it, but I was thinking "one frame at a time".
[By :Grembo / 2012-05-05] [Top]
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At least they didn't ask how to print it out. "The do it in Harry Potter!" -Captain Trips
Acrobat 5 added support for flash movies. Quicktime format was added version 6. -PolarCoyote |
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