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8192. It's OK to request a mobile broadband card after you've already gone on travel and are at the location you're travelling to, and expect us to hand-deliver it to you at your location. [By : skippytpodar / 2012-06-05] [Top]
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  • " But but.. the AMEX commercial says THEY will!" -Harm
  • You forgot the part about "while traveling overseas and returning in 2 days." We've had this happen at the law firm and we tell them "sorry, card won't make it to you before you leave." -Starfury
  • Star - I know exactly what you mean! Attorneys can be so stupid.... -redevil34
  • I worked at a law school for 4 years. The stories I could tell you about not only lawyers, but also law students. -virusjtg
  • I bet, virus. I'm convinced that some doctors, some nurses (the ones that have a zillion titles after their names), and lawyers have a huge entitlement mentality. -skippytpodar
  • I worked at a law firm for 1 month back in 1995, and vowed to never work for lawyers again. I still can't get some of the stupid out of my head. -AmazingKreskin
  • I once discovered that my work-issued laptop's internal wifi didn't work - probably due to missing the driver in that version of Ubuntu - only *after* reaching the hotel at the end of an international flight. So the first part of the morning was spent hunting for an open computer shop (in a rather small Norwegian town) that could sell me one that *was* supported. -Chromatix
  • 8191. User is told by $big_boss to make it to where the VTC camera is usable from in front of the big drop screen. User decides to buy a whole new camera without consulting IT instead of simply mounting the current one more forward. User cannot use camera he just bought. User also decided to put in several drop mic's and get them installed and also needs them run through the computer. User failed to realize that neither the camera or microphone system is certified for government use. User excuse "I'm just doing what I was told". User receives verbal lashing and user now has a robotic web cam that we cannot use and now has a 1 star General’s spot light on him for wasting time, money, and not using proper channels. My bad. And this is just day 1 of this week. [By :ravensentinel / 2012-05-29] [Top]
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  • Is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtIGgm0DkpM the camera? -Stryker One
  • Government?? I guess he gets to reimburse the dept then? -axjdo
  • Similar to that camera. Smaller base though. -ravensentinel
  • 8190. Because you tell me you are not receiving email, then you mention that you aren't receiving it on your phone, then you let me know it's your government email address you can't receive it from and it's not that you can't receive, it's that you can't send and you show me and you have an iPhone that is not government issue (breathe)....none of this means anything after you just admitted to carrying out official business on your personal phone and I confiscate it. [By :ravensentinel / 2012-05-29] [Top]
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  • I would have loved to have heard the reaction when you confiscated the user's phone. I assume it'll be returned when it's been checked for govt data... or wiped and reformatted. (Sorry about the loss of the contact list and teh boobie pix.) -SalParadise
  • Technically, it becomes gov't property after that, but I'm not all mean... Ok, I lied. He ended up trying to get his supervisor to talk to my supervisor who sided with me and thusly, chain of command got involved and now he's really not getting his phone back, and he's getting written up. -ravensentinel
  • Really, after it got confiscated, you'd think that the sensible thing to do would be to look up the regulations that they'd just broken... and shut up and hope that nobody bothered to take it any further. When you're in a hole, STOP DIGGING! -MyCatVerbs
  • How did you manage to pry the phone from his hands in the first place? -SpiderRider3
  • 8189. You, the customer, are completely out of commission and unable to do any function of your job because your mouse isn't functioning. [By : skippytpodar / 2012-05-29] [Top]
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  • That may not be a total misconception, depending on the job and the software involved. </da> -ralphp1024
  • Her job description... Word, Excel, answering phones... :) -skippytpodar
  • Some people do not know how to use the keyboard for windows commands. -deedadee
  • I would say it's safe to say that the majority of the people I've supported don't even know that most mouse functions can be done by the keyboard. -BayouTech
  • Most people at least have papers to file, mail to drop off, or something. -Mer
  • If she needs a mouse to answer the phone, there's more wrong here than a broken mouse, seriously. -RDMcMains
  • RDMcMains, let me introduce you to Microsoft Lync, the *new* idea they've pushed at work... no desk phone, your computer has a USB headset and... wait for it... you need a mouse to click the spot to answer the phone. -VoiceOfSanity
  • I'll add that part of "answering the phone" is forwarding calls and/or taking notes. No mouse == can't use the PC based PBX program. No mouse == can't run Notepad (or whatever program they're using). So no mouse == can't do the job. Sad, but true. Mousification has screwed up several jobs that could be handled quite well without a mouse, except for the "OMG it's got Whinderz!! Drool'n'click!!!" so-called programmers. -ralphp1024
  • These could all be done with only the keyboard and no mouse, except for (1) lack of training, and (2) dipshit programmers* who leave buttons out of the tab order. You can play Solitaire without a mouse, so you shouldn't need one to answer the phone. (* I am entitled to say this because I have been one.) -concept14
  • VoiceofSanity: I feel your pain... We have M$ Lync as well. While we DO have a handset base, there is absolutely NO way to program any speed dials. I now have a Rolodex because most of the numbers I have to call are not in my "list" and I'll be damned if I start trying to put all the numbers I have into that shit. -unrenowned
  • 8188. Me Misconception: Trying to use my smart card to log into this site will not work. [By :ravensentinel / 2012-05-29] [Top]
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  • swiping ones bus pass will not gain entry into work either. or vice versa.. ( okay who's got the caffine drips? looks like at least 2 of us need 'em around now) -Harm
  • Mine does - but only if I use the edge of the smartcard on my keyboard to type my username and password in. ;-) -Gromit
  • It's a misconception so... it does work? I want a smart card. -SpiderRider3
  • 8187. Actually a Co-Irker misconception It is my responsibility as a fellow helldesk technician to fix Luser issues for you because you have the ability to work from home as a helldesk technician on Fridays and $RemoteConsole runs slow over VPN from your house. Maybe I should ask manglement why you were approved to work from home if you can't perform your main job function from said location. [By :PhishPhucker / 2012-05-25] [Top]
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  • Maybe he's trying to convince Manglement to pay for a faster connection to view pr0n... er... do his work? -VoiceOfSanity
  • @VOS doubtful since I work for $Gov't_Entity $Came_2_Retire more likely Manglement approved their Work From Home so that they could do the same -PhishPhucker
  • My $gov't_entity has eliminated work from home...except in dire need, like mine or a certain co-worker...we're the only ones that can do what we do in the org. -ravensentinel
  • 8186. It's ok for me to provide unlimited access to my guest network when all you can do is talk about buying me off with pizza, donuts, etc. [By :gremlyn / 2012-05-15] [Top]
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  • So.... What IS your price? -Stryker One
  • booze? -Harm
  • 8185. It's OK to keep e-mailing us as to when a laptop will be ready after you've already been notified by myself and my coworkers no less than three times over the last week that said laptop has been ready since last Tuesday afternoon. [By : skippytpodar / 2012-05-07] [Top]
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  • And the saga continues. I replied to his e-mail, saying the laptop has been ready, and his response was that he came up and someone told him the laptop wasn't ready when in fact, the only guy left who could give it to him was swamped with three people coming by at the same time for their laptops as well... Not exactly the same thing. -skippytpodar
  • 8184. 2 for 1... 1) The order in which files are burned to a disk/copied to a thumb drive/placed in a zip file is critical as that determines the order they are displayed in in Explorer. 2) Removing fields from the Explorer view means no one will be able to see that information when the files are burned to disk... [By :redevil34 / 2012-05-02] [Top]
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  • I've had people request CDs where the files are placed on it in a specific order and then I tell them it doesn't work that way. They'll argue but in the end have to admit that I'm right. -Starfury
  • Ditto that here. -redevil34
  • For smaller projects I force the disk copy order by first copying the files to an external drive and then copying file by file to a new folder on the hdd that I use to create the burn disc from. -PolarCoyote
  • 8183. A report request is simply saying that you want one. The details of what you want on the report gets to be worked out with your disapproval of my best guess. -- and even then you can still be vague. I guess I should be more like Micor$oft and guess what you meant to do all day. [By :gnuckles / 2012-04-18] [Top]
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  • "This is the report you wanted. It says so right at the top, here. See? Report on Sales by Something. That's what you asked for. Not what you wanted? Fine, submit a change request." -chazz
  • Heehee, cross-tabulate daily sales against office-wide consumption of cream buns. That fits the description "something". -MyCatVerbs
  • 8182. The speaker phone button is the flash/hook/release/whatever button and if it doesn't work the first time it will if you press it some more. [By :SpiderRider3 / 2012-04-11] [Top]
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  • Sure! Helps hold down the call times. -Voz
  • If it doesn't work the first time, press harder, like with a shoe or a hammer. As a last resort, C4 or Thermite will suffice. -ecoli
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