19049.
"No, but I tried pressing the reset with an uncooked spaghetti noodle!"
[By :linuxmatt / 2012-06-20] [Top]
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If it works, that's great. I'm always losing my straightened-out paper clips and end-stripped bread ties. -RDMcMains
Only problem with those, is that they are brittle. - DarkRookie
Or is this a sex euphemism? Cuz y'know they say that it's tough to doodle when you got a limp noodle....Just Sayin... -ChildofCthulhu |
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19048.
Upon me asking for the model number: "Um... Oh here it is.. Made in China? Is that it?"
[By :linuxmatt / 2012-06-19] [Top]
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"Model of monitor: 01A10" <rhetorical> Why can't people read the words "Model Number" and what's after that? </rhetorical> -ralphp1024
How does someone hear "model number" and not understand that you're looking for a number? -thx1138
Or that serial # cannot = invoice #, date of sale, phone #... -objekt404 |
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19047.
why do internet forums have stronger password requirements than my fucking bank?
[By :Icelator / 2012-06-16] [Top]
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I feel your pain. I went to register my new BBQ grill a while back; their site *required* a stronger password than my credit card's website allows :P -Shooter
I switched from a bank to a credit union because I discovered my bank was running on win2k (shudder), only to discover that my new CU's banking site has a password length MAXIMUM of 8 characters. O_o -TheCyberwolfe |
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19044.
A ME Phrase of the Day: You know it could turn out to be a bad day when you boss walks up to you and says, "Man, you look like Gandalf the Grey today."
[By :LordObsidian / 2012-06-08] [Top]
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"You shall not pass!" -concept14
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. -Harm
"I do not remember this place," <stare suspiciously> -LDFeral
In my case: "A Wizard is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to." -Captain Trips |
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19043.
"Do the washers have soap pre-loaded, or do we need to buy some?" 0_0
[By :MadJack / 2012-06-03] [Top]
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I guess someones head didn't come prefilled. -Stryker One
My guess is that it's from a college freshman whose mama always did his/her laundry. This is their first encounter with a washing machine? -docbrown01
"Why do I need to put in gasoline? It's a brand new car!" -MeanDean |
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19040.
So I have to do the new telephone planogram at work. Which basically remove old product and put out new product and rearrange. Now for the old product it tells you what to do with them (return to vendor, sell as a clearance etc.) However the display models are just dummies and not actual phones so the instructions for these I swear to god were: Destroy in Field.
[By :Icelator / 2012-05-21] [Top]
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while listening to damn it's good to be a gangsta -drachen
Gimme da bat! -CyBear
i have a field we can use:) -gashach
I know how to make termite and napalm. -DarkRookie
*thermite -DarkRookie
I dunno DR, a fully-flaming insect could have potential if it could be trained on where to go! -Voz |
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