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1. I am who? Me: technical support this is 2slice SF: Hi 4SLICE I am A long time customer of (ISP} and .... Me:(now I'm 4slice): How can I lart I mean help you? (SFisheees get my name wrong 4/5 times and I never correct them so when they call back they sound even more confused looking for 4slice). It shows that the SF do not listen from the start. On another note I plan on getting into the TSC galaxy after the next raise. You guys calm my insanity, ThankYou!! [By: 2slice] Comment on Story Comments know the feeling, my first name gets torn apart on a regular basis. -rhiannon we have a guy that i swear ever call has to spell his name " hi this <name> no no <name> N-A-M-E... oh forget it..." -Harm What the hell kind of accent do I have the when I say "Ed", the starfish hears "Doug"? -LaserGuru What language an I speaking when I say "Sean", the starfish hears "Jeremy"? -madonnac when does Charles sound like Larry? -areatech What is the sound of one starfish clapping? -nwqefio

2. Phone Blues S/F: Hi (name) just just came down today and signed up with you. ME: (got account info) What kind of account?(S/F radar system:) S/F: An internet account. ME: I see you have a D/U account. S/F: Yeah,,, I don't have a phone but I should be able to connect like I do in the coffee shop, right? First post. Hope you enjoy [By: 2slice] Comment on Story Comments Connect like you do in the coffee shop? What, with a Pringles can in a dufflebag? Oh sorry, that's SatansTech... -Beeker I thought people went to bars to connect. ("Hey, baby, what's your sign?" 'Neon.') -Captain Trips My sign is Exit - especially if a starfish asks... -NordicPT Mine is octagonal - like STOP... unless it's a really cute guy when it's "Yield". -EmleyMoor i think they lady thought she could jsut turn on her laptop(assuming she has wireless). Also did anyone hear that mcdonalds is going to have wireless networks now? -Goofy Who wants to stay in a McDonalds long enough to actually use a wireless network? -Jebus

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