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S/F: Hi (name) just just came down today and signed up with you.
ME: (got account info) What kind of account?(S/F radar system:)
S/F: An internet account.
ME: I see you have a D/U account.
S/F: Yeah,,, I don't have a phone but I should be able to connect like I do in the coffee shop, right?
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Connect like you do in the coffee shop? What, with a Pringles can in a dufflebag? Oh sorry, that's SatansTech... -Beeker
I thought people went to bars to connect. ("Hey, baby, what's your sign?" 'Neon.') -Captain Trips
My sign is Exit - especially if a starfish asks... -NordicPT
Mine is octagonal - like STOP... unless it's a really cute guy when it's "Yield". -EmleyMoor
i think they lady thought she could jsut turn on her laptop(assuming she has wireless). Also did anyone hear that mcdonalds is going to have wireless networks now? -Goofy
Who wants to stay in a McDonalds long enough to actually use a wireless network? -Jebus
I work for Local ISP that uses SBC's lines for DSL. These are notes from one of our CSR's: "Customer just got her Tel. service disco. due to non-payment. This customer is really confused as she thought that we were supposed to pay for her Tel. bill since we were charging for her DSL. Basicly she thinks that her SBC Tel. bill was paid by the ISP's DSL bill"
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