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Here is all the content that redrage has contributed
to Tech Support Comedy. Tech Stories
Customer Misconceptions
Tech Rules
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Generally speaking it is a good idea to get as drunk and or high ( what ever your preference ) as possible before calling tech support. It helps us to determine where the problem is.
[2002-05-02]
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Customer Types
Co-Worker Types
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Googally
An Internet tech that remembers the Google name but cannot remember the URL.
[2002-05-03]
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Customer E-mails
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Subject: STOP sending me MAIL!!
NOTE: This user is getting an auto respose from our E-mail AV Scan after it came up positive:
I did not ever give you this address above.. i have recieved several of your SO CALLED VIRUS WARNINGS..
and i find it a SCAM OF YOU TRYING TO GET US TO YOUR SITE>. i am at this time reporting you to the ANTI SPAM
SITES on my list and if you do not stop sending me UNSOLICITED EMAILS i will report YOU to the 3 ISP's i have.. and
make a page on the net DISCLAIMING your veracity. thanks ps this message has been copied and recorded for use in the
future. May 2,02 1:15 am PAC Time
[2002-05-09]
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EUPOTD (End User Phrase of the Day)
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I just asked this woman what type of computer she had and she said "Low Radiation"
[2002-04-29]
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