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LOL! You don't like star trek?? That's akin to blasphemy around the geek circles. :) It's okay not to like the original trek or DS9, but anything else is morally wrong. ;) -scooby111
this is what was subppose to appear but i was induring the 4 screaming kids thing at the time. in april of 2001 i sold a system, it was a P1 166, 48 MBram, 2.1 GHD, zipdrive, 24XCD-Rom, 4MB video, sound, nic, monitor, KB and mouse for $225. i even drove an hour away to fix it the first time she dumped the OS, 3 days later she does it again, this time i make her bring it back, i find out its because she is trying to install IE 5.5 on win 95, so i put win 98 on it and it works fine, but crashes more often than win 95 does (most of these only occur when yahoo is running, she ALWAYS! has yahoo open), so anyway out of the blue she messages me on yahoo 2 weeks ago to tell me she talked to a" computer expert who has been repairing pentiums for 25 years(pretty cool eh i thought they had only been around since the beginning of the 90's), anyway, seems this guy told her the system was a piece of crap and i had screwed her and should give her her money back, that it was crashing because its Mhz are wrong, and the HD is smaller than I told her, this goes on for the last 2 weeks, i ask her what she means, so here is what she tells me, when the system starts it says 167 mhz, and in windows it says for the HD 1.98 GB, these are the 2 reason she feels it crashes. finnaly i say bring back the comp and i'll give you your money back! so she refuses to answer, just keeps on bitchin, i try to explain chrystals and clock mulipliers to her, i told her technically a 166 is realy 165, so she told me that was wrong a 166 is a 166, i tried to explain that crystals control the clock speed of the mother board and the cpu is a multiple of the mother board. and the diferance between 1024 and 1000, she just keeps messaging me and bithing about how i ripped her and how i should give her her money back so finnally i said ok fine bring the system back and i'll give you your money back funny thing is she does no -Casca
Yeah it was a company called Sykes INT. it was a 3rd party for MSN. Which blew!!! they were fuxing dix, -youpeople
Hey! The job market isn't too bad, Lots of jobs paying around $30k a year. I got lucky and found one for twice that but, It's extrmely rare. Try looking on www.dice.com, and search Indiana. GOOD LUCK! -Alistir
You win!!! Athena & Apollo are from Battlestar Galactia. Most people think the come from the Roman/Greek mythology. -burrkiss
Dude, you are on a roll today! Reading back thru the posts, your comments are getting funnier today. Keep up da good work! :) -snowcrash
Does anyone want a Mountain Dew?????????? -CHEETO
Figured I was the *only* one here who didn't extoll the virtues of the Matrix! Not that I love or hate the movie; it's just it seemed like someone had taken all the good sci-fi movies of the past and threw them into a blender. :) -snowcrash
Yup correct ref. Well spotted, I didnt expect many ppl to get that. :0) -Digital Dogcow
You wondered about the website ... I forgot I put that in and then removed the link to keep a little bit of privacy in case anyone from work hunted me down **grin, duck, & avoiding larting** The website is http://www.lonebraincell.com/ ... brace yourself :P -teivrann
Glad somebody got it. :) -scooby111
Heya. I am in Columbia, and would be interested in doing the demos you mentioned. Email me at jtsbrown@comcast.net. Thanks! -JTSBrown
i'm 50 miles north of columbus, in knox county. -wolfprince
I live just inside of Baltimore, and would like to know more about those demos... please email me marygehman2002@yahoo.com Thanks! -Fireflower
Here ya go: http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/ Check out who plays Starbuck and Boomer! -LaserGuru
Hi, my nick is actualy the ancient meanings of my given name. My first name is Celtic for wolf and my middle name is Ancient Greek for farmer. And it sort of fit me as I use to farm alone. -Wolffarmer
Hi Hellio I beleive the quote you are after is... "If you love something let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it." -K1W1
You can quote Simpsons *and* The Tick??? Dude! :) -snowcrash
Heh - Geek fest 2003! I'm in -NeoSilk
Geek Fest, eh? I'll bring the pocket protectors. Oh wait... -letsgoflyers81
Duh, what was I thinking? PDA cases it is. I've got a Treo, what do you need a case for? I'd host, but I just got out of school and I'm a sad loser that still lives at home. -letsgoflyers81
cute -mousie
really -mousie
cute! -mousie
dude...I live in SoCal, grew up in Arbutus. -billybien
Re: your personal ad ;) You know, it's sort of a truism that most geeks know how to cook, don't you think? Or maybe I just have a fragmented view of reality. But I think it couldn't work any other way; when I think of being told to reboot my oven, I start giggling madly. It's sort of an inevitability that we should learn to operate something like that. -teivrann
Re: Job security. Don't you know that you can never have too large a staff. <G> -scooby111
Thanks! :) -Jenzkind
That would be "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" I take it? :) It is a pretty good film, I like the bit with the air rifle personally. Get a copy of Snatch as well, that's good. -fearmyroot
1. I don't like the idea of using a shared line, even if its behind a firewall, cause its a firewall I can't controll 2. I like the fact that I get 1.5 up and 1.5 down 3. Ever since roadrunner has been making fun of DSL in there commercials, its shows how low they can go and how desperate they are in need of customers..... in conculsion I love my DSL =) -LowLevelFormat
Thanks for your kind words! I always appreciate the support this site provides. -TechOgre
heya I used to play everquest ;p still have my accounts but haven't really played just log on now and then to chat -discordkitty
Hey, Hellion! A Mid-lantic BBQ sounds cool. I'm up in CT (surprise, surprise) but it's not THAT long a drive...<grin> -CTYankee
Dude, how's your barbeque plan coming? :) (And howdy from the Emerald City.) -snowcrash
I created the fucktard. merger of 'fucking retard'. i feel bad sometimes since a 'real' retard is 10x smarter. -burrkiss
Hey Hellion, you're a gamer, too?! YAY! More gamers! (I started reading the posts from january in boredom and saw your comment about playng RPGs and how "alot of people think they're pretty stupid..." As a gamer, that caught my eye! :) -taieena
You asked a question on my whiteboard and only just saw it (Will have to check that my e-mail addy is correct) If you REALLY want to know SENSITIVE SOULS STOP READING NOW I was in a hotel with a rather large lady and I was knelt in front of her knees apart giving her oral satisfaction and as she squired about she stepped on the end and not unnaturally I jerked back at which point it tore across the base. Strangly the was no blood and very little pain. In Hospital being stitch up the surgeon turned round and asked me again what had happened, after being told he turned back and resumed sewing but with considerable twitching of his shoulders not the thing you want when stitching is going on down there I am sure you will agree (not that I blame him) I nearly finished him off when I asked "Will it be alright?" "Why are you worried?" "Would'nt you be" -Zoomer
Thanks for the welcome. I'm just laughing my ass off over all the incredible stories, which sadly, I know to be true. I'm in the great white north where it's a nice sunny day. -icequeen
Boo! :) (Just saying hi; it's been a while and the whole job-switching thing can have the unforseen result...) :) -taieena
here's a link to the hammer call (I don't have my own ftp, and riff's site doesn't have it anymore. but a quick google search brought it up) http://www.shackspace.com/~skold@shackmail.com/angrydad.mp3 -Bynar
Emergency Pants: http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020417 -Dragones
ravnos2@adelphia.net -TechnoVampire
Reading your comments on Kerry: Damn right you are. It's political mud-slinging at its worst. Hear hear for people finally speaking out. =) -The5thRing
Hi, Hellion! Re Bush's antics on Kerry's record...remember what the Reps did to Sen. Max Cleland. He was a Dem who lost limbs in Vietnam (2 legs & 1 arm, I think)...they managed to get him voted out of office for not being 'patriotic enough'! I dunno what his voting record on the Iraq war was before he was voted out, or if he even was in the Senate when it was brought up. Scary, no? -CTYankee
Thanks. That makes me feel much better. :) -ClueBat
sorry, i forgot where i got the link from. i was in a bit of shock honestly. -burrkiss
i hope you don't mind sharing ];)> -JLo
riff: "ROFL... nah.. just give him a pinch every now and again too to keep him happy. LOVE the image on the JLo profile. <G>" - i told him he had to share <BFEG> -JLo
Hellion, just a note to say thanks for the welcome note from you to both me and the wife BritishBunny. -Rabbitt
hey,i spent from 86 to 99 in the navy, lived in San Fran, Norfolk, Miami and Jacksonville -ViciousPenguin
i'm sending out a card for persephone, what's your mailing address -omegawolf
Oh yes, it was ONE rat that got into reception, via the canteen (kid you not). This place is still in business simply because we CANNOT be shut down. Joys of being a monopoly -CommanderData
Oh yes, it was ONE rat that got into reception, via the canteen (kid you not). This place is still in business simply because we CANNOT be shut down. Joys of being a monopoly -CommanderData
Amen. Good use of soapbox. -Mango
06-11-04 Great soapbox about not farkin' the page formatting! Thank you! -Tekkie
Re: http://www.techcomedy.com/single/new_stories.php?content_number=31303 your comment about the word "bint" to PsiDoc...he is actually a brit (Wales it says on his bio), though to be fair I don't think it is a derogatory term in ALL of the UK. -lineswine
Evil Dead 1 & 2 the musical http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/ It was a GREAT comedy, showing in Montreal in the coming months...hopefully it'll be televised or something, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life! -Dragones
Darn you stole my line "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you." Even used it just today to a co-irker <G> -BritishBunny
"Stranger in a Strange Land" i'd love to read it, who wrote it? -wolfprince
Hey, Hellion. Thats for the link, but kinda outta place. Glad to know that theres another "straight but not narrow" on the site... -obie099
Love Rifts, have just about every book. Missing a few rifters and a couple adventure guides. Do you play? -NukuNuku
No tickling *tickles back* -Taterlain
hey, did you change your email? -Fireflower
Welcome to the big butt club ;) -THETECHFROMHELL
Glad to see that big butted star back in it's rightful place. -Rabbitt
Boo!!!!!! Just saying hi, I know it's been a while. -taieena
hey, haven't heard from you in a while. drop me a line or three, what's going on with you? -Fireflower
I can tell you and I are going to be gooooooood friends...^_^ ::HUGS::!!! -TranceGemini
Hi there! I live in Bethesda, work in Gaithersburg. -Grayhawk
Take a look at http://www.mtsmariner.com/mktpr.htm which links to cafepress.com. -clockkingfl
Thanks for letting me know about the purity test link on my homepage. I think it's fixed now. -redfaery
HI Hellion! (Haven't talked to or seen you online in a while... Hope everything's ok!!!) -taieena
Sound words regarding the NOLA situation man. I hope someone in the US gov't gets off their F**KING A$$ and does something quick.. -Warrick
Re: That blog post - I still disagree, but felt it would be petty to keep it on the main page. In essence, calling a post silly because I thought it interesting that they demonstrated that their data center was online throughout, and a focus of their efforts, but that their other records might not have been the focus of such planning. Disparate views. -namor
:) -taieena
So the Hellion has once again returned to the world of TSC huh? Welcome back old friend. -Rabbitt
welcome back to the constelation of Big Butticus. -wolfprince
nice butt you have there *fondle**fondle* OH SH!T your not Trance *Flees* -Jax
Regarding your comment, I'm actually in Ottawa, Ontario, and not KY or WV. I'm on contract, so I get paid by the minute, whether I'm talking to a tech, a starfish, or just marking time to the end of my shift. I'd probably be homicidal if I was paid per issue, and some brainless twat needed over 20 minutes to figure out "click on Start". -HidariMak
Why does the USS Ranger interest you? Were you on it once? I was from 88 to 90. -phsspok
Dat's okay, aw fixededed now. Soapbox is aw better now. (rofl) -Grue
what skills would those be? -LaFiamma
I PMed you in the message Boards. -Gunpe
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