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TSC Member LiQUidICicle

Nick: LiQUidICicle
Name: None provided
Employer: PC tech support company
Home Page: None provided
Location: london Ontario
TSC Member Since: 2003-12-25

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Bio: I've been doing Tech support for roughly a year so far, but have been involved in computers since i could walk. Just finished a programming course for visual studio .NET which should get me a better job besides talking to starfish all day..... But I can only dream.
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Yup. Looks like we're TSing the same bunch o' starfish, from what I can gather from your profile. Luck to you on that new job search. Any interviews *I've* had seem to go nowhere. Oh well, it's indoors... -soccerdude
Sounds like you and I may be working for the same company. I just happen to be on the other coast. ;) -Bynar
Greets from London Ont :D -MrThou
Regarding that coworker type - he's in your aisle, my direction, on the left. I've listened to him before, and I really, really want to unload a shotgun in his general direction. -soccerdude
is he the older taller guy, with the parted hair, and is always standing when talking? -LiQUidICicle
London Ont. here too. -ShiftedBeef
Whoa - Ya got it - Seems like 1/2 of these posts are the equivalent of: I used a word thar the Starfish didn't understand, and instead of explaining it to them, I went to TechComedy to Neep on how stupid they are. When you Know there is confusion, do some explanation ahead of time. -satanstech
Has anyone ever tried to put together a couple of pages of "Know this before calling Tech Support" - 1. Your Computer Components, with pictures of how to Identify Them, and the Model of Your Modem. 2. Your Operating System, here is how to find it. 3. The wiring we may need to check, here is descriptions. - When you write it, make it sound like a rule: When you start with the Customer, check to see if they have done this, as though it was a rule. If they haven't, walk them thru the IDs as you TS. Neep to them about how much longer they have to be on the phone because they haven't. Ask them to run through the IDs before they call next time. The majoriity of Customers will Appreciate it, and brag about how helpful you are. - advantages continue from there, more Customers, shorter calls, more profits, more customers interested in their computers, more higher paying jobs in Local Computer Stores. -satanstech
Hi Liquid, Check out the following link; http://client.njoyn.com/cl/xweb/Xweb.asp?tbtoken=bF1QQB4vCBIHYARxQSBSCFU%2FcGVEcFFcLiUuQC4kXkggUVsJExZdLEtqLEIZBmBwcwk%3D&chk=dFlbQBNQ&clid=92007&page=joblisting Cheers, Arv. -Arviragus
Here is a better link :) http://www.rim.net/careers/index.shtml -Arviragus
Hey your <COUGH>testing<COUGH> comment perked my interests. We need to talk P4 -Dangermouse
Nope, not in London.... yet... things keep up the way they are now and I can't say where the heck I'll be in two months. -GeekGirl
rock on!... Stream 4 life, well hopefully not. -tiredofqueue
I owe you an appology for some of the things I was thinking about you when I saw someone elses post. It wasn't until today that I realized that you are not the board spammer, I don't think I actually posted any comments about you or him, but I was sure as hell thinking them. So, for my own piece of mind, and to keep my KarmaKritters™ clean and happy, Sorry I mixed you up with a total scumbag. And have a KarmaKritter of piece and harmony as a token of my shame. -wolfprince
do you mind if I ask who your TS is, shifted seems to think you sit in the same area that I do -saneagain
call resource and ask them about it. no one passsed the buck -Gwynnthiere
OK, fine, send me a Gmail invite. That will get rid of at least one... -snowcrash
sed a G mai invite to somebody cool -HappyCrappy
Okay, I've been avoiding this latest fad, but what the heck, I might as well jump on the band wagon. Purty please may I have a G-mail invite? -CyBear
Ah, what the hell. Might as well see what all the hype is. If you wanna throw a gmail my way, fine. If not, also fine. -TechnoVampire
I would like a gmail account if you have any left. Thank you. buttafly94@yahoo.com -MaraJade
I haven't scored a gmail account yet, so if there's one left, why don't you throw me one -DylonCorp
I'll take one... TechnoTherapist@yahoo.com -TechnoTherapist
I'd like an invite - Gordon432@cox.net, Thanks. -Answerboy
I've got a gmail account, but I haven't been given any invites. Would you mind throwing one at my wife? I'd appreciate it. devans6979@hotmail.com. Thanks. -Belgarath
I'd take an invite if you have any left. :) dan@1031interactive.com thanks. -egon0119
I'll take an invite if any are left! ulfgaard at yahoo dot com Thanx! -Ulfgaard
Hi can I have an gmail invite? I know, nobody knows me here but I have been reading this site for a year now, honest! -barbex
Thanks for the G-mail invite. May your salmon be fat, and your berries be sweet! -CyBear
If you have one left, I'll take one -torgo
I wasn't sure that I wanted a gmail account, but now find my curiosity piqued... what is it all about? -srteach
Damn!!!!! Nice star!!! Why yes. Yes it does. But I'm sure no one will notice as long as you wear the xlarge shirt. -Rabbitt
Lovely Star! Use your new powers wisely. ;) -Tekkie
Welcome to the constellation:) -THETECHFROMHELL
TSC BBQ 6/19 @ Lighthouse park in Port Huron, MI! Email me @ gmail.com for details! -Ulfgaard
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