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TSC Member Mango

Nick: Mango
Name: None provided
Employer: None provided
Home Page: None provided
Location: British Columbia, Canada
TSC Member Since: 2004-03-16

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Bio: The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ~William Arthur Ward
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Hi! Did you ever work for a company called Harmon Publishing? Yer nick isn't all that common, and I knew someone @ Harmon nicknamed Mango. -CTYankee
As far as I've been told it's one of the critical updates. It's basicly a varient of the blaster worm. Same method of attack, different process. -Jerbear
Your mystery phone line was the result of a "NetPOP multiple", which happens often in older industrial parks, as an example. The same underground / aerial cable will be broken out in more than one place. If the telco tech or cust. vendor doesn't pay attention, they can easily misconnect another company's line...or add a connection elsewhere accidentally if that pair had been previously used in a different multiple box. I think the latter example is what happened with you. -Grue
ya blind ppl get all pissy when you mess with there speech software, the next time one of those wining bastards start bitching about there speech crap ask them if the speech crap has the ability to help in solving the issue, then just turn that shit off. believe me most blind ppl and helpless wining crybabies dude, why do i see my self different? cuse well not to sound conceeded but i wasn't born blind, and well i just do alot differnt from most thats all. -blindtech
Can't help but wonder: is your nick somehow related to a cat? -chazz
In reply - "Though your printer prints at 1,440 DPI, that\'s representing the droplets of C, M, Y, and K ink, not the actual pixels in the image. The printer actually uses about 4 drops of ink per pixel on your image, so you likely won\'t notice any difference between printing a 300 DPI image and a 1,440 DPI one. I\'m not knocking ya or anything - this just confused me for a LONG time so thought it might help if I explained it :~)" - The Res of the printer in question is 5,760 by 1440, the printer uses a dithering process and variable dot size when printing, I was over the top with the 1,440 dpi - I should have used 360 or 720, to give a sutable colour range... -Wonko The Sane
Mango like Big Butt. </terrible parody> Congrats and a big butted welcome Mango! -Rabbitt
You are welcome, Mango! -temp
Welcome the the galaxy of the big butts mango :) -THETECHFROMHELL
shoot... Thanks for the Microsoft link to how to fix the page-size error. Too bad I caught that a day late. :-/ -Mushroom
Happy Birthday, Mango! Many Happy Returns! -Ulfgaard
Test -Mango
Hey man, look me up... Obie099 on Y! or email me at obie099 at gmail dot com... -obie099
Thanks for posting my birthday! That was really nice of you. You, the other woman in my department, and my mother are the only people who remembered. -sassicatz
Dude, I must have missed your email, if you want to donate a star, goto: https://www.techcomedy.com/members/gift_a_star.php later Hawk -Hawk
Welcome to the big butt club! -Mahal
We loves ya with the big butt! -temp
Hey, we're doing star member shirts again, and since you were gifted a star and shirt, I need to know what size you need and where I can mail it to. Thanks! -Hawkswifey
Hey man, Will you be able to make the Pac NW BBQ this year? Two weeks away! Check the break room.... -obie099
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