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TSC Member THETECHFROMHELL

Nick: THETECHFROMHELL
Name: THETECHFROMHELL
Employer: UNKNOWN ZONE
Home Page: None provided
Location: USA
TSC Member Since: 2004-01-19

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Erm... there IS a Windows XP Media Center edition........ http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/mediacenter/default.asp -Wiser
It was C**v*rgys... There were times when it would get almost silly... "I'm sorry you need help with your settings, I can help you with that..." BLEAH... I just wouldn't do it, but I'd replace it with a "can-do" sort of statement instead and let them hit me on quality if they wanted... bleah :) -teivrann
Good tech song. :) -snowcrash
ROTFLMMFAO? - I've been attempting to troubleshoot my Broken Cat, and it burned out my "Think" Circuit. -satanstech
I remember Nmap and it is funny if you hit the right person with it. This guy needs something else. I think he'll get it when he mouths off to the wrong person and gets his face rearranged. -clockkingfl
hehe, i was changing my tagline, when i farted next to my wife and that sparked the tagline. -burrkiss
"That's ok, but if it starts bumping we will have a problem..." - BWAHAAHAAHAAA!! I needed that laugh, thanks much!!! Makes the job hunt easier.. -hkypipe
Sorry 'bout that. I've added this addy to my whitelist. Should work from the website now. -RiffRaff
...or not. Send an e-mail to the Support link on my website with the e-mail address you want me to whitelist. I'll add it as soon as I get it. Thanks. -RiffRaff
Glad you enjoyed the Bonzi link... I knew my packrat tendencies with everything I get emailed would come in handy one day *grin* -teivrann
Oh, cry me a river, George Washington. You may have freedom of speech, but I also have the freedom to call you out on being a douche. -rynn
Glad the Mouuuuuuuse song is still ticklin' your fancy. -K1W1
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'll write but don't ask me to sing 'em. I cannot sing, well not in anyway that is pleasing to the ear ;-) -K1W1
Yeah, I don't get how the "I wanna..." statement grates on everyone's nerves, but I'm thinking that if it is really that bothersome, then just skip over the comment, and drive on... -duckhead
No Prob.... jerks like that should just get over it, stop their dang whining, and grow up!!! -duckhead
Hey, I'm not quite sure if this is the procedure for replying to whiteboard comments (feel free to lart/educate me if it is not), but "meowzer" does stand for what you think it does. Old family nickname for our felines. -meowzer42
RE: "Jump up and down, swing a dead chicken, pray to your god and see what they grant you. Call me back when they respond..." - BWAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!!!! -hkypipe
judging from the last time said that exact same thing, it may have bitten itself (it was in comment to a post of mine) -srteach
Lovely Star! Welcome to the Club! -Tekkie
"Bout time you quit sponging....I mean, nice Star. Welcome to the real TSC Galaxy. No, no. It doesn't make your butt look big at all. -Rabbitt
You look real cool in your star! Welcome to the celestial sphere :-) -BritishBunny
Hey, you got a star! Cool! Welcome to the galaxy... -hkypipe
Yep still here... posted a couple of messages today (10-15-04)... thanks for dropping the line... -duckhead
Dude...Don't get a Dell. Get an HP! -billybien
Ok, so I'm prejudiced against Dell because my HP Media Center works so much better than the pos at work. Make sure whatever comp you get is upgradable! -billybien
I believe you would only be disappointed if you knew who I really was but if you truly want me to "Come out, come out wherever you are." I will. -Anon
Much as I'd love to be "outed" as your benefactor, sadly this time it wasn't me. That is not to neither confirm or deny that I have gifted stars in the past, only to say that if I have, I'm afraid this one wasn't of my doing </ badly worded 'HR telling speaking but telling you nothing' message> I'm intrigued to know why you'd think I would go about anonymously handing out star...go on, 'fess up, who said something? <BEG> -lineswine
Thanks, had the money available and decided to support TSC, which has given me hours of entertainment and perspective. -dogmu
I told you to get an HP! -billybien
sitting here at work on a beautiful saterday in Jan. and all i can think is fuck stick fuck stick fuck stick ... BTW you do owe roaylties for the use .. i did have a copywrite... hehehe jk =P -TechBuckett
yes it is -blindtech
re CNN story - so it wasn't a NEW MOOOOUUUUUSE!!! -K1W1
negative, no one has a problem. -VictorWong
Hey, I have that VOIP/Dial-up recording transferred over to MP3. E-mail me, and I'll send it to you. :~} -RiffRaff
ROFLMFAO @ your email addy!! -Tekkie
I've come up with something I think you'll appreciate. If we can't kill 'em, we can at least make fun of 'em without them catching on. clockkingfl http://www.cafepress.com/mtsmarin -clockkingfl
whats the deal with getting laid off?? -Casper
Still looking good with that well rounded TSC butt. -Rabbitt
how's it goin Tech???? so what's up w/ the job situation???? -duckhead
Given that kid's attitude, someone probably will pop his face inside out. But when they appear to be so technically paranoid, Nmap can create hours of entertainment. Popcorn, cold drinks, Nmap! Let The Chicken Little Show begin! -clockkingfl
my pleasure with the link, glad that a n00b like me can make such an impression on all you grizzled oldtimers. lol -3p0ch
If you are running McAfee on Windows XP, make sure that Windows Security Center is disabled. Security Center is found under Control Center -> Administrative Tools -> Computer Management -> Services and Applications -> Services -> Security Center. I do this to all new computers in my organization so that I don't get flooded with phone calls because AVG does not report to Windows Security Center. Hope that helps. -PCChaos -PCChaos
I'm Bacccckkkkkkk! LTNS. Missed you old friend. -geekgoddess
Hey- Hope things start looking up for you soon. -Banshee -BansheeTechGirl
Thanks for remembering me. I'm getting verclempt. Talk amongst yerselves! -billybien
Actually, Mushroom posted it, I just added my little knowledge from knowing the area code. -evolvedstarfish
Hey...sorry for the loss of said feline - I know exactly how that feels. If you're not doing tech, what you up to now? -lineswine
Hi thanks for the note about the loss of my cat. I work on the phones booking reservations for a major hotel in town. Job is boring, pay is much better than when I was a tech. I miss the daily challenges of the tech world. -THETECHFROMHELL
Thanks much, m'dear! -Grue
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