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TSC Member TechnoVampire

Nick: TechnoVampire
Name: Jim
Employer: Large Company
Home Page: http://www.technovampire.com/tsc
Location: Colorado Springs
TSC Member Since: 2002-06-27

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LOL! just saw your image. That's excellent. I was giving one of those little stress relief squeeze balls with a smiley face on it a few years ago. I thought it looked way to happy so I added fangs and affixed it to the top of my monitor. -Hellion
I'd settle for 'power word silence' actually. -scooby111
Bloody Hell! I didn't know Doctor Who had made it across the pond! Do you actually understand the accents & speech mannerisms? Do you need subtitles ?<G> Whos ya favourite Doctor? (N.B. Delia Derbyshire rocks!) -lineswine
hey, thanks for the font link. you're makin' me look bad though :-) -CWPowerTech
Okay, okay, I stand corrected! Sorry if I've ruffled any feathers with my starfish moment. ^^;; -snowcrash
a life is what you take when you feed @ night. :D -burrkiss
From Wilbur Baggins (Hobbiton), To Grimaheld Wormtounge I was very exicited to receive your mailing and am anxiously awaiting instructions. -Hellion
Yep. 37 as of today <groan> :~} -RiffRaff
Congrats on the star, may it shine bright like the SUN !! oops forgot your a Vampire, heh... -LowLevelFormat
Hey, dude. I've been working on a song parody and I'm stuck for some lyrics. I'm going to e-mail you the TXT file. Will you see what you can do with it? Thanks. :~} -RiffRaff
Nothing quite so egregious as lithium or valium... Effexor, actually -teivrann
Alright, I'm still awake enough to ask. Where can I find the screensaver you spoke of that gives moon phases? *hug* THANK YOU! :) -snowcrash
Sending you another song parody for an assist. Let me know what you think. :~} -RiffRaff
Hey, regarding Pike's Peak Hill Climb.. I have a video of a rally driver going up in the 80s in a Peugeot, during either early morning or late afternoon. Every time he turns into the sun, he *takes one hand off the wheel* to shield his eyes. At 100+ mph. Yow. :) -Jay911
TechnoVampire: Hey, could you check that link to see if it works for you now? www.jardlives.com/tsc I hadn't had any problems, but I did follow your advice. Thanks for the hint -jard
Hey TV, I got one where do I send it to? -Hellion
Hey TV, Ya still got the image I sent you or do I need to submit it through the page you setup? -Hellion
sorry for the late comment on this TV but i just now got to see the end results of the starfish olympics and I gotta give you props for LART magic Labrynth is one of my all tiem favorite movies and this is an aweesome parody -kmonson
i'm sending out a card for persephone, what's your mailing address -omegawolf
Thanks to you (and the missus) for your words yesterday. I love your idea about the pink ribbons! It's nice to get support when you have boring mundane family members..... -CommanderData
A 98C, where were you stationed and when? I was at kunia in hawaii, and ft huachuca when I wasn't tdy to some hell hole. -ewspy87
Thanks for the karma, out of curiosity where in colorado springs are you? -NightRain
I'm more-or-less fluent in Finnish, two dialects of Swedish (Finnish-Swedish and Swedish-Swedish - same grammar but very different pronounciation plus lots of different words) and English. I live in Denmark so I understand Danish and my own spoken Danish is getting better day-by-day. I can have basic conversations in Finnish Sign Language and German as well as say "hello" and "Sorry, I don't speak your language, can you speak English/German" in French and Spanish. I also understand most of the different Norwegian dialects. -NordicPT
"And there's nothing about the modalities being in place" LMFAO!. SHit! I'm going sick here I overlooked that one!!!. Dang!. -Digital Dogcow
Read this http://www.techcomedy.com/single/single.php?content_number=36806 (Sorry...) -Wonko The Sane
Ok, how did you get the link directly to the story? I did it once or twice but it's completely escaping me now - I know, off to LART self for not writing it down. -redevil34
That, BTW is a seriously cute bat. I want one! I love bats. -CommanderData
Happy Birthday! I've really enjoyed your stories. -Packet
I didn't know bats needed such a huge amount of star light to navigate around in. Congrats on maintaining the fabulous figure. -Rabbitt
Welcome to the big butt club :) -THETECHFROMHELL
what's your email? -TechieSidhe
im pretty sure he meant v6 ip's but he didnt mention it once! -starfishmagnet
Found only now MrsTV's msg about your Grandfather. My deepest condolences and a lot of Comforting Karma to you and your family. -NordicPT
http://tinyurl.com/7jz89 -Mango
I think ppl didn't comment on your New Year's greeting b/c of what I wrote. I should have thought better. Sorry. -IceRuby
Glad to see your big butt still hanging around. HAHAhahah.....<damn that's gonna hurt>. -Rabbitt
hi -pollo
Happy birthday. Was it foggy down in Colorado Springs this morning? It was on my way from Loveland to Fort Collins. -MSimmons777
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