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TSC Member TheGhost

Nick: TheGhost
Name: Yes, Thank you
Employer: The Ghost (Yey!)
Home Page: None provided
Location: Down to Hell, second left
TSC Member Since: 2005-02-10

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Bio: Just a couple of comments: One, I am not a techsupporter, but I work fixing other people's computer messes. I am a Mechanical Engineer. (And what's that have to do with anything?) Second: English is not my native language. So, when I make the more-than-ocassional slip-up, please: Not in the face! Update: I've recently taken the job of LART Shelter janitor. So don't be scared if you walk in and see an apparition wearing an apron. Please report me all leakings, drippings and oozings. .... .... er, wait....
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Welcome to TSC! ...and don't worry, there are several more on here with English as a second, third, fourth etc. language. BTW, so far your grammar seems to be better than a lot of us who only speak English or Rubbish! -Gromit
i speak 2 languages, english and bad english, welcome to the site. -RandalGraves
If I turn the pager off, and I don't answer it, it costs me my job. Not too much of an option there. -TechieSidhe
You say true, I say thankee sai. Long days and pleasant nights. We are ka-tet, one from many. Yar. -exzyle2k
"And one more thing! Burkiss! You owe me a 19" plasma monitor, a keyboard and a new AMD Athlon 69 board! And a Pepsi! -TheGhost".....How about I send you a video of a 19 yr old doing 69? Close enough? -burrkiss
Seriously, if you need any further clarification, shove a message on my whiteboard and I'll help all I can. -Gromit
Hey TheGhost- You were gifted a star membership with the t-shirt option. I need your address and what size you want. We are in the process of trying to get everyone's shirts out. Thanks, Hawkswifey -Hawkswifey
G L U E? I googled for it as an acronym & got Groups of Linux Users Everywhere...however I don't think you meant that. Care to enlighten me please? -lineswine
"The landmark I needed to find was Mexico." The funniest thing I've read on this site! :D -FreakyFerret
nah its all good man... i was just stunned by the stupidity of the parents in this situation (thus making them starfish). And btw, i just watched my aunt die of brain tumors. we didnt even get to radio yet. they stopped after the second treatment of chemo cuz she was done for. very painfull way to go. All they could do for her was keep her juiced on morphine. So i know what it looks like personally. -putahtek
No offense taken by your response. I thought several people's comments suggested I didn't present the facts. I worked 16 hours yesterday, got 4 hours of sleep before getting back to work and I'm going to be here for at least 10 hours today. I'm tired. -CelticSkyhawk
Hey- I still haven't heard back from you on what size you want for your star member tshirt.....I need your address, too, so I can mail it to you. Thanks, Hawkswifey -Hawkswifey
Thanks to your sig, I had to go and rent Princess Bride from the local video store and now I have to buy my own copy - "It's inconceivable!!" -CSurfer
Just to let you know, I'm alive and well. I managed to get out before it hit though it took me a couple of weeks to get internet access. -FreakyFerret
I don't smoke, I'm still in my shelter and I'm a chick! :-P -LaFiamma
the DOGCOW factsheet was inspired :D loved it -Jax
Tis cool, I dont think anyone can offend me. Many have tried and failed -putahtek
I'm glad I could inspire you! Your story was an excellent read! Thank you! -Bobsentme
Thanks for the spray paint... i was begining to feel left out - Mobasa -Mobasa
LOL @ "no wonder your butt is sore." -concept14
hey its blindtech, is this email that is connected to your whiteboard valid, if so I'll be emailing you. if not, please email me at blindtech@blindtechs.net -blindtech
Then it turned out my nearest neighbour (who lived a mere 300 miles away) was the Unabomber......so is that the Readers Digest version of how you became a ghost? -burrkiss
"rat on a stick" is from DiscWorld - when Dibbler is trying to sell to the dwarf community -Shaede
... and your butt is star-shaped... but hey, us freaks gotta stick together right? ;) -geekgirljess
congrats on the star, welcome to the BBC -NOFXfan
LOL @ that's not a mouse, that's a hamster. -concept14
Only 144,000 emails will be resurrected. -concept14
Hi. We are trying to get the star shirts out and I need to know what size you would like and where we should mail it to. Thanx! -Hawkswifey
Hey - you've been quieter than normal lately. I've missed your LART-shelter-fodder posts/comments! Hope everything is OK. ;-) -TechnoCat
My skills don't need to be requeered -- they were never dequeered. ;-) -concept14
May I perchance inquire as to what led you to post the soapbox messge today? -MSimmons777
ROFLMAO - "a little short". Thank you for that on my way out, I'll be laughing all the way home. -Ramblin
I'm glad you like the new Star! -Tekkie
A ghost with a fat arse? You don't see that every day of the week. Next time I see a disembodied star moving past me at arse level I'll know it's you. ;-) -Gromit
Wow, a glowing transparent V E R Y W I D E star! Oh, it's TheGhost! -ManyHats
Thats no moon! Thats a ghost butt! Its a trap! -Darkridr
Hey, you got another gift membership and along with it, another free shirt. What size do you want and where can we ship it to! Thanks! -Hawkswifey
08/10/07 "Japanese motherf**ker san! Do you speak it!!" <To the LART shelter! Banzai!> (You know, Ceylon tea isn't meant to be a sinus wash, dammit!) -Tekkie
Okay, "Go F-lock yourself" just about killed me. I'm still laughing, mostly in anticipation of being able to use it. Thanks! -Ramblin
Please to tell me more of this PCLOS alternative to Fista - with links? -Divinar
Thank you for the offer, the computer doesn't get here until later this week. Then I'll see how it behaves. This laptop is running Vista and seems decently well mannered. -TieDyedDinosaur
Ghost, I'm posting this so I can grab your email address and send you a private message. DOn't worry, I'm not going to harass you. -AdmiralLaurie
But just in case, can our love be just platonic? I checked the dictionary and platonic means nonsexual. Then I looked up handjob, and it doesnt count as sex, since there is no penetration. So platonic is it!!! -burrkiss
You weren't too far off the mark. My dad's an engineer with a raging case of OCD. Serves him pretty well as an engineer. -elcapitane
*waves to you* I don't bite, really I don't... and if you want to be friendly, check out my homepage, you'll figure out what I like quickly enough! (Totally SFW.) -AnneBWalsh
S'only me, nicking your email address. :-) -Gromit
First, nice shiny star. Second, you're present will be in the mail inabout two weeks. -AdmiralLaurie
Hi there, old wraith - can you check in please? I've just seen what's happening down your neck of the woods on the BBC news website and it doesn't look pretty. Hope you're OK. -Gromit
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