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TSC Member ZombieBear

Nick: ZombieBear
Name: Ross Gibson
Employer: Gazibo inc.
Home Page: None provided
Location: On A Hill
TSC Member Since: 2009-04-13

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Bio: all there is to say is I have been in tech support long enough to become Misanthropic.
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Welcome to TSC, and remember, don't feed burrkiss -Caboose447
Working in telephone hech support makes me angry. So to pass the anger im trying to come up with the unphonetic alphebet. A - aeon, B - burseraceous C - Czar, D - Djin E - euphonius F - ? G - Gnome, H (french) Hopital (or Heir or Honour), I - I'ah, J - Jalapino, K - knight, L - LLama (the double L is originally supposed to be a Y sound, like tortilla), M - Mnemonic, N - night, 0 - Osprey, P - Pnumatic, Q - Quish, R - ? S - Sensor, T - Tsung Zu U - Uralskiye (another strech, pronounced as youralskiye) V - Vessels (nuclear Vessels [I know its a strech but its all i can think of) W - Whore X - xebec (Zbec) Y - Ypsilanti (y silent, place in mitchigan) Z - Zsazsa (pronounced as sjawsjaw) Please help with the rest. -ZombieBear
Nice arse you've got there, 'Bear. Welcome to the constellation of insanity. ;-) -Gromit
I'd say "you're welcome" but it wasn't from me -- I only noticed the star and commented on it. Whoever it is that does the gifting of memberships has remained totally anonymous for years! -Captain Trips
Unphonetic alphabet: A - Aesop, I - Ioin (Owen), P as in Toilet ;), P - Pthalates (the P is almost silent), Q - Quiche, Q - Qatar (K sound). -AussieFoot
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