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TSC Member CAPSLOCK

Nick: CAPSLOCK
Name: CAPSLOCK
Employer: ISP
Home Page: None provided
Location: Des Moines, IA
TSC Member Since: 2001-04-02

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Bio: Been doing Internet Tech Support since Sept 1999. A law should be passed requiring a license to get within 10 yards of any computer. Part of the requirements for this license would be the abilities to SEE (wear your glasses when trying to do so), HEAR (make sure your hearing-aid is in the proper ear, turned on, and has working batteries), read/write/understand basic English (at least if you're going to be operating any computer equipment in the USA), and follow simple instructions such as: "click the left mouse button once to highlight that". I'm at this site to regain my sense of humor when dealing with flesh inhabiting entities that couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions printed on both ends...
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LOL LOVE YOUR HUMOR BUD IM A DELL TECHIE MYSELF! -CHOKETECH
Glad you're enjoying it! I send the good ones to my wife, so I'm dragging this stuff out of my Sent email from work. I have TONS... -Capslock
The thing about Motorola modems - so true, man. They are just pure FUCKING SHIIIITE!!! *grrr, snaaaarlll*...ahem. Don't let them sack you over that tho, cos they may well try it. Management Can't. Security Isn't. Being childish is the best way to survive. "breasts...*snigger*" heheh. ;) -DaBean
Nah: didn't get sacked over that - that was months ago. Now I just tell em their modem "isn't exactly top-of-the-line" and let them read between the lines :-D -Capslock
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