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TSC Member concept14

Nick: concept14
Name: Allan
Employer: a database company
Home Page: http://allan.watercat.us
Location: I-80
TSC Member Since: 2003-09-28

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Bio: I'm the guy in Office Space who gets the specs from the customers so the engineers won't have to deal with them because I have people skills DAMMIT!
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I mean no hold music, i have never came across hold music which i have liked - yet. -RTFM
LOVE the home page!!!!! -duckhead
Prepetual Change. The way that EUPOTD read just put that song in my head. I guess my mind just went in a different direction than everyone elses on that one, lol. -leonine
Love the manager's math equation! My boss uses it, I swear! -Tekkie
Send me the password as well *grin* -teivrann
Most cable companies are 2 way communication now, so the phone cord isnt needed anymore. The quick way to find out if its 2-way is if they have cable internet. internet has to be 2way. (or call and ask) -burrkiss
Abt In/Output:mI thought it had some kind of relevance... SF's ute that part mostly :D -Dr Jerkyl
Wow, thanks for clearing up "bint". Good thing we've got you here or we'd have all been completely in the dark. Seriously. Look at all the posts on the subject... :) -snowcrash
Actually, Kelemit is one of my best friends names, on an island where I grew up in the same country as Kalimantan.... Irian Jaya. :) -kelemit
Where I am from, we say kewpon and bowkay, but you are right about booteek. Sorry, forgot that one. But noone I have ever met says aboot. I guess it just sounds funny when everytime you've ever heard the word it is pronounced one way, and then you get all these SF saying it another way. Sounds hysterical to me. Well, tomayto, tomahto I guess... ;~P -dogbert
"Dimension of Miracles by Robert Sheckley" Absolutely correct. You win The Prize. -rurwin
Satan may not be one of my customers, but he certainly seems to send a lot of people my way anyways *grin* -teivrann
Here. Hope you weren't blinded too much by that google search! http://tinyurl.com/4jhub You can also just search for Tool Lyrics in Google, top link has all their lyrics. Third CD from the right with the white box, track 7. ;) -Vermiis
I was promised a GMail invite at one point, but I never seem to have received it. (I possibly deleted it amongst about 10 MB of SPAM.) If you could send one to holmberw (at) rconnect (dot) com I'd appreciate it. Thanks! -LoTech
I'm thinking it must be all the Iowa corn and Nebraska beef helping you maintain that lovely big butt star shape. Congrats on that. -Rabbitt
The company you asked about is Artistic Direct, which was sold to Taylor Corporation in 1999. -clockkingfl
Thanks for the gift, sorry I didn't say so sooner! -Veinor
Thanks for the Karma! It's very appreciated. -TechOgre
Did what I could with The Bells, there was less to work with there so I'm not sure how well it turned out... -Olorin
I worked with WU Commercial Services in Sparks NV until the merger.I really enjoyed it for almost 3 years... -mwad
Microsoft Excel is a program for creating spreadsheets. I use it to track financial stuff...there may be a tutorial directly in the program, if not, try your nearest Borders or Barnes and Noble for a book on it. -halfstarfish
<3 ASSCONE! <3 (The ASCII heart, less-than-three, looks like a butt-cone. See? <3!) ...Oh, I mean, hi! ^ ^ -TranceGemini
Still interested in a free monitor (19")? -Rabbitt
thanks man been reading tsc stories avidly for months now figured i would share my pain!! -starfishmagnet
"I've done worse with your mother. ;-)" Hey! I thought "I" was the motherfucker around here. -burrkiss
<"1st mental image after reading Burkiss' comment was a dildo duct taped to a chair." Heh heh. And who does that say more about -- him or you? ;-)> - Him, obviously. I mean, just look at the comment above this one. :) -Jeckler
I love the new tagline - "We can't spell F*BAR without U." - ROFL -teivrann
Dude you nicked my tagline. I've had that for ages. Glad you liked it, but no fair. -K1W1
I think you set me up in this one http://techcomedy.com/single/single.php?content_number=53304 -burrkiss
Sorry I didn't notice the emails until Monday. I have responded to both. -Rabbitt
Thanks for the comment -InochisuruShi
Damn! For a skinny Iowa fella you sure got a bigg butt! -Rabbitt
Hey concept? DUH!! I was out making $100 per shot. -burrkiss
It's quite a different world today, eh Allan? I used to like Big Red, but liked Strawberry Crush better. The most we ever put in was some Pixie Stix or SweetTarts; add a little Dr. Pepper and call it a suicide. I don't think it reflects well on our society when kids would rather put opiates in their Icys rather than some sugar. This makes me sad. -viennasausage
"I'll have to echo the common question. Why would anyone answer the phone when they are busy? Are they hoping it might be a better offer?" You scare me. Cause it makes perfect sense. There is no other reason to answer. -burrkiss
"No. I'm now a woman instead of a man but I haven't changed anything." So I guess I'm gunna smack your ass next time I see ya sweet tits. :D -burrkiss
can you send me a email? I have someone that might need help in the des moines area. -burrkiss
My My My. What a bigg butt you have there fella. -Rabbitt
Conga Rats on the Big Butt! Good ta have you in the Galaxy! -Ulfgaard
Hey... glad to be back (at least intermittently) while I can manage a certain degree of socializing *grin* -teivrann
hey there. It's the Honorable Admiral herself. I'm so sorry to bother you. What is the "lart sheltre?" its been referenced and I wondered what it is because even though I've read through numerous comments, I cannot decipher it. i usually can. can you give me a hint? Thanks. :) :D Admiral Laurie Starfleet security first officer, U.S.S union -AdmiralLaurie
Hi. Thanks for the welcome. I know its a little late but i forgot to do so. and that message I left last time was not meant to be pompous even though it probably sounded it. hugs! nice ass! -AdmiralLaurie
Glad to entertain :P As for the stories, I haven't dealt with users since I was the techbitch(tm) for my family and some of my friends (and they weren't even cute! *shakes head sadly*), so I don't have many of them. There's a few that are funny, and I'll be posting them sooner or later, when I get some time to sit down and reminisce. -TheDeathOfRats
Hiya. Sorry just saw your post about Donny Osmond. I would love to see any pics of him. Thanks LadyLineswine -LadyLineswine
Tag, you're it! -Grue
Let's see if TSC thinks that my email address is invalid. -concept14
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