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TSC Member postal tech

Nick: postal tech
Name: Tom
Employer: None provided
Home Page: None provided
Location: Maine
TSC Member Since: 2002-09-07

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Bio: 29 year old single white male from new jersey now in maine.
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That's my b'day too! Happy birthday!:) -rokitt
Sorry About the post... I was on Automatic... (P.S. your in the USA, I'm in the UK - I think I just out of range of your guns.... I hope!) -Wonko The Sane
Why? Because I would not follow their rules or I should say their client rules. -ab1normalh
I wanna see my name in lighs on your Hit List...cept for the fact it should be my customer's name, not me with the WTF status. I'm just a copy/paste robot - nothing more, nothing less. -bluesclues
Hello, did you have link or file on your site http://www.thomashowland.com called "Tech Support Rules.pdf"? -fxdwg6922
Dell? No Kidding! I was on that contract for the better part of two years in Augusta. Dell class 2. What a waste. Where were you? -PaseoGuy
hmm... is it possible that we have an EU intruder alert? (regarding nightglider1) -Wiser
Man, I am sorry to see you stop posting, Your stories are frigging hilarious. OTOH, you could always slam him. Was he "rave" enough to email you from an ISP provided address? He ain't got a star yet, so I feel he's fair game.... -GargoyleTS
Dude, you can't quit! That luser ain't worth it... -hkypipe
No! You can't leave! I need a reminder that someday, I will be able to avenge my lost innocence! *clutches onto his torso and refuses to let go* -Vertigo
No! You can't leave! I need a reminder that someday, I will be able to avenge my lost innocence! *clutches onto his torso and refuses to let go* -Vertigo
You have my support. You've kept me in stiches and made many of my days a lot brighter. If you know who this guy is, I'll be glad to catch a plane and 'Adjust' his attitude! -scooby111
See my posting under your "goodbye" message. Again, I just find it hard to believe that you routinely curse out the customers...in my world, that's a recipie for unemployment. -nightglider1
τΏτ -Delusions
This is getting really stupid. Being there's little chance you could have pulled ng1's addy without working on AOL, I'll go with that. My only comment it THIS IS REALLY FARKING STUPID! -RootGuru
I hope that we can put this behind us. Again, I freely admit that I acted in a rude, stupid, and childish manner. A wise man once said that "Opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one." To that I'd like to add "And sometimes assholes (referring to myself) have opinions -- and they're better off keeping them to themselves." -nightglider1
RU planning on leaving too? -scooby111
Just wanted to say "thanks"... -obie099
nope not yet but planning to very soon randyland.us will be no more quite immediatley unless you have any objections -alexcorvice
Good idea for a site, I like the layout, but i'd add a little more eyecandy, just so it doesn't look empty, just something small, like a counter, or a clock... dunno, something active. -eldorel
Had a look at the new site as requested - like it! Midnight Society - v.weird -Witchfinder
I assure you that even though I offered I did not act against your wishes towards "randyland". On another note if he knows its someone from this site why wouldn't he know who? -alexcorvice
Just curious...have you ever met Stephen King? -CaffeineHead
In regards to what you asked on my whiteboard.....Yes I am. -techskier
3 years at FCI Pekin on a federal firearms charge. Something I'm sure you could appreciate. <g> -RiffRaff
Yep. Gelo does work here still. -techskier
No offence intended Postal, but I really don't think the soapbox is the best place for one to advertise a busisness site. -KuroTaka
I knew where the virus was, and had file names that needed to be deleted...it just wouldn't let me get rid of them. It was like the virus was protecting itself. :( -ResidentLuser
Delta 1-28, 4th Platoon. Oh man, gas chamber....did they make you talk in that thing? They made us take off our mask and put it back on, then talk. Found out who didn't seal their mask properly pretty quick. -redevil34
Love the porn link. -burrkiss
burrkiss@hotmail.com for the country hillbilly call please. (offers 9mm hollow points and a Desert Eagle .50 cal with a 10" barrel) BOING!!!! -burrkiss
I finally checked out your website! I very rarely visit porn links, but yours was especially classy!!!!! ;) -mousie
2mg, eh??? hmmmmmmm ;) -mousie
Aw, postal. Read your soapbox entry--have you thought of placing a personals ad with exactly that wording? If you live in/near a metro area I'm sure there would be a few nibbles. Besides, you're a handsome guy--I'm sure there are girls out there who would appreciate your personality as well as the gun collection. :) -snowcrash
Postal Thanks for the info.... Changes have been made.... :) BTW The girl in the story is on probation :) -ZEN35
Dear Postal Tech, The correct pronunciation is clay-venn-ate-err. I am actually extremely laid back, to the point where co-wreckers randomly come to see if I am still breathing! People often ask me if I am dead. I guess I just write hyper... Thanks for the welcome, but since I'm already on *gasp* THE LIST (I'm honored/resigned to death), I'd better just end it now... -Clavenater
re: AMZN - Yes, I do work for them now (for the holiday season)... should I know something? :) -Mushroom
Sorry if it seemed I was egging on the masses when you asked for Adelphia help, but I wasn't trying to. What I was trying to say was good luck to you in your endeavor (getting info/help). (Think I'm gonna go knock offline for a few days--maybe a few weeks, dunno--'til I make sense again.) -snowcrash
No way that I know of, but then Im only a moderate geek. I dont have enough brains to figure out the IP addy. -burrkiss
5555 would be about 84 inches. WOW! -sassicatz
Postal, if I order something from your online PC store, do you get credit for the sale automatically or do I hafta do something esoteric to make it work? -Tekkie
'K, Postal, I placed an order with your NextDayPC site! I'll let you know how it goes. -Tekkie
"in house dominatrixs" Where :. -RTFM
Postal, my stuff got here today! -Tekkie
Hi, Can you tell if my post for voting got through? Thanks! -Dr Jerkyl
Postal - I don't use a default mail client. Drop me a line at phillevans_257@yahoo and I'll mail you my input. Thanks, -Hellion
Hey, the comment you made about photo-copying the disk, was that with Prexar? -techskier
*sniff* yes. -mousie
Ohh... I get it :) -fearmyroot
Postal tech...did you do the office space parody song? With my starfish memory implant I can't remember. If you did, would you be willing to either throw the link or the whole ball of lyrics my way? THANKS! :) *hug* -snowcrash
Hey, Postal. You still single? :) -ClueBat
13hr/day - 3.5days/wk t/s for g-way, h*ghes, hellsouth, b*st-buy or comcast. they start you at $9 for 90days and then $12 for the yr. raises depending on performance stats bs. - i have no complaints, $15/hr + minor comm from sales. -omegawolf
not really *let* us swear, just that he was wasting a shitload of my time/patience and that was the last straw. Had he said 'Have a nice life', I would have said the same. -burrkiss
Postal, your pregger post disappeared awfully fast. I hope all is well. -Rabbitt
Its a fine little machine yeah, our students are snapping em up like hot cakes. If you have the extra bucks, I'd really shell out for the 14" screen. The 12" is a dinky little machine, but when you have a app like Photoshop open with a few palletes on screen, it doesnt really leave you much real-estate to work in. 256 mb is a little light. OSX 10.3 will run ok, but give it half a gig and it'll fly. Being a tech, I'm prolly teaching grannie to suck eggs here, but clock speeds are not like for like between Mac's and PC's. You'll be surprised just how nippy a "1 Ghz" Proc is on this side of the fence. And yeah you do get a shitload of software with it, check out http://www.apple.com/ilife/ for some of the goodies that ship free. -Digital Dogcow
Thanks for the night of interesting reading courtesy of your site (esp. Midnight Society) -objekt404
noone underscore ai at yahoo dot com will send you a gmail or three -knothere
Congrats on the star man. (Did you have it before? Is this a renewal? I can never remember). -OgdenTechGuy
hey congrads dude. *does happy dance with 38 in the air* have a good weekend -blindtech
Congrats on the Star! -Tekkie
mmm.. bright and shiny... looks good on ya. (I like big butts and I cannot lie) ;) -mousie
Welcome back to the constellation my friend ! :) -Spyder19
Cool that you were gifted a star! -BritishBunny
i fear to ask - but who and what? -Harm
Yeah, they optimize only for IE at NSM. Which is stupid, if you ask me, considering I use Firefox and I know folks who still use ancient Netscape versions. What about them? :/ -snowcrash
Postal: You said "What's a Xupiter?" It's a spyware / adware / search hijack toolbar control that is almost as difficult to get rid of as CoolWebSearch. If you ever see a machine with a Xupiter homepage, you're looking at either about two hours of cleanup or a nuke&pave. -chazz
Hey Tom, this is fun...wanna keep up the public 'feud' up? -lineswine
Hey Postal, www.lightfrog.com -taieena
A promise is a promise Postal. If you really saw the movie and liked it (and have a red Mustang, an eyepatch, and a tatto spelling "Tora") I will give you the "R" ... I mean, a star. (I even bought the video). Whiteboard me. -TheGhost
Re: your main page post. Is the Saturn a manual or automatic? Someone said the RPM up, MPH stable issue sounds like transmission and I agree. But if it's a manual your clutch could be slipping. -GuitarGeek
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