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TSC Member purpledaisy

Nick: purpledaisy
Name: JiL
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TSC Member Since: 2002-02-06

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You good tech support comedy poster. -jhawk
The thing I notice about the customers who say "OOH I'm so stupid..." is that there expecting you to go: "Oh no you're not stupid - you're just new at this- give it time..." I get about 15 of those type calls a day and it can be really exhausting (draining) to praise them all. I've now stopped responding at all- now I get real quite and say nothing. The customer feels even more stupid when I do;)Nasty eh? -aliek@t
Thanks much...I was thinking about posting that here as a story... -hkypipe
Purpledaisy, "Green" is slang for "new". Reminds me of a story someone told about how she moved to Newfoundland and was introduced to several different varieties of berries she'd never seen before: redberries, squashberries and partridgeberries. One day she spotted some reddish berries she didn't recognize. "What are these red berries?" she asked a local young man. "Oh, no, ma'am," he hastened to inform her, "Those aren't redberries. They're blueberries. They're only red because they're green." -grahamwboyes
about the "paul" thing in eupotd, i think they meant like a pall-bearer. for a funeral -Siemata
1529. i just dont get it...when i ask for your USERNAME i ONLY want your freakin USERNAME, if i wanted you password i would have said PASSWORD!!!!! the users are completely crazy, and because of security precidure at my university the second they say their password to us, we have to expire it. I hate when users do that -JDub
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